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I was at the arcade back in '95 or so, and this dude was playing MK2. He was mowing through the computer so easily with Baraka. It was unreal. Every time the computer would jump at him, he would slice it up like cabbage. He was real psycho, too...he was screaming, "Yeah!! Take that!!" and "Come on, ya little punk!!" all the time at the inanimate machine. I was afraid of him in more ways than one...
I played X-Men vs Street Fighter at the arcade one time. This dude plays me, and starts cursing and hitting the machine as I beat him badly. I look over at two of my friends who give me the silent, eyes wide open 'look'. I do the same to them. I lose the next game on purpose and slowly inch away as you hear the guy doing the same thing against the computer. And MK2 was easily the best game in the series. Cue 'MORRRRTALLLL KOOOMBAAAAT' scream and movie theme music.
I used to think Baracka was the coolest guy in all of Mortal Kombat. Maybe that's why I'm going to vote for Barack Obama....
Wow. This is on the level of NSA, secret society, new world order type stuff and we've cracked it. Now let's get a Mortal Kombat tournament together to figure out who's going to win the nomination.
cue condoleeza rice/jade side by side. (well... she looked black in mortal kombat 2 and 3, but in the movie sequel she was asian. hmmmm... nevermind.)