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Bad Places to Have Lunch?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    I stopped at a place for lunch today between appointments.

    As I walked in the door, I saw a sign:

    IF YOU'RE THINKING OF ARMED ROBBERY, REMEMBER IT'S 7-10 YEARS IF CONVICTED

    Should I have found another place? ;)
     
  2. wnes

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    It's about as bad as the sign in some public restrooms: "Clean up after yourself. Your mom doesn't work here."
     
  3. mateo

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    There's a bar in Brooklyn that has the following sign over the sink in the toilet:

    "Please dont fu*k on the sink"
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    <moestavern19>At your mom's house</moestavern19>
     
  5. underoverup

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    no shirts no shoes = no problem
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    I went to a restaraunt once and they had a door with a sign saying "The safe is not in here."
     
  7. chow_yun_fat

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    lol..
     
  8. Buck Turgidson

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    My personal favorite is "The fingers that pick cigarette butts out of the urinals are the same ones that mix your drinks."
     
  9. Saint Louis

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    Two words, "Pancho's revenge".
     
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    Indeed ~ any place in which you raise a tiny Mexican flag in order to receive more nacho cheese drenched "food."
     
  11. Vengeance

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    Here in Pittsburgh, there's a place called "The 'O'riginal Hot Dog Shop" -- it is one of THE most ghetto places I've ever eaten. A month or two ago, there was a shooting over there, and there's a fight every so often. At night, they charge 10% extra for "increased security". The place is so ghetto, it's indescribable.
     
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    Any Mexican restaurant pretty much...beans during work hours is a bad, bad idea.
     
  13. The_Yoyo

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    el amigo...stuff is microwaved in styrofoam, uses an house intercom for the drive through window....guacamole looks like green crap that is runny. and one time my friend found 3 different colored hairs in his food.



    the worst thing about the place? it still received an A from fda (or whoever does the grading)
     
  14. MR. MEOWGI

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    Boston Market.
     
  15. wesnesked

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    Thai 'Bad' Choice
     
  16. Major Malcontent

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    Any restaurant that serves wings with feathers still on them Timmy Chans comes to mind.
     
  17. BigSherv

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    murphy's deli sucks.
     
  18. Isabel

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    Sounds uncomfortable anyway.


    As for those who brought up "Pancho's revenge" (as in Montezuma's), that affected my unfortunate dining companion once. He had to work after lunch, and fortunately he was working by himself, but got stuck on a long phone call... bad stuff. :(
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    The one on 610 and Lockwod?
     

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