Bachelor Party Extravaganza by Trader_Jorge MEN: A close friend of mine has bestowed a great responsibility on me, by assigning me the duty of organizing his bachelor party. I have made the decision to hold the bachelor party in Las Vegas this weekend. As I think through different alternatives for the celebration, I am having trouble thinking of creative things to do. As it currently stands, I have scheduled the following: 1) A round of shots in the hotel room (3 shots each) 2) A nice dinner in which the bachelor is mildly intoxicated -- The waiters/waitresses will come over to the table and do something crazy to humiliate the bachelor -- The bachelor will be wearing a costume which will prominently feature women’s genitalia -- Shots 3) A return to the hotel room, where the group of 6 will engage in pre-partying and consume massive amounts of alcohol. -- I have considered hiring a stripper to come to the room at this point in the evening. 4) A trip to a high-class bar in which the bachelor will consume more alcohol -- The bachelor will be humiliated on stage or on the bar -- Shots 5) A trip to a strip club -- The bachelor will receive many lap dances -- The bachelor will get up on stage with other girls. Spanking will take place. -- Shots Recognizing that many of you are already married, I could use some advice on planning this. Please share with the group some of your more memorable ideas that you have seem successfully implemented at a bachelor party. I’m open to any and all suggestions.
Just make sure that if someone's getting it on with the stripper in the bathroom, that they don't impale her on a clotheshook. And if they do, just be honest about it. Other than that, sounds like a great plan.
Yesterday on the phone, Cheetah's quoted me a rate of $60 for three "entertainers" to take the bachelor on stage and "rough him up" for a song. That price also includes a t-shirt, which I have volunteered to take, since if the bachelor returned home to his fiancee with a Cheetah's t-shirt, it could complicate the wedding planning.
Met a guy from NYC in Vegas once who had a bowling ball that had been drilled and had a chain attached so it essentially became a 14lb ball and chain. His best man had chained it to his foot when he was asleep on the plane on the way out to Vegas. I'm not sure you could get said ball and chain on a plane now days though.
The second to last time I was in Vegas was for a bachelor party. We ended up only going to one strip club.....the Palomino--which is supposedly the only all-nude place to serve alcohol. Unfortunately, my experience with Vegas strip clubs doesn't extend beyond the Palomino. If I had to wager a guess, I would say that it should be the second stop on a two stop night. First go to a classier joint, then once you're pretty much loaded, show up at the Palomino. It's not particularly nasty per se, it's just that I would assume there are nicer places. Anyway, all that being said, there was a certain young lady there who had the rare talent of being able to place both of her ankles behind her neck. The fact that she was one of the best looking ladies in the joint coupled with the fact that she accomplished this feat completely nude was something to behold and certainly worth the price of admission in itself. The position certainly showcased her.......talent. I assume you already have your hotel arrangements, but if you didn't, I'd suggest the Hard Rock. I've stayed all over the strip (and not at the Hard Rock), so I may not be the best source to stake this claim, but that place always seems to have the best eye candy. I'd blow off #3. Although it's nice to consume lots of cheap alcohol, you might find yourself with a few "passers out." Have four or five shots in #1, and then not come back until it's time to crash. If the bachelor wants steak, don't go to Smith and Wollensky...you can do better. If everyone was cool with Sushi, and you don't have any cheapos in the bunch, I'd have a meal at Nobu.....best sushi....great people watching.
TJ... I have been to this place.....The women here were hot and the atmosphere was awesome.....We walked into this place after a round of golf and didnt get to our hotel until midnight, where we hit the casinos till sunrise.....Good choice....Why dont you invite the gum smacking receptionist at your office to give you guys lap dances?
Literally, as I read this, she walked into her office after a 2-hour lunch and just unwrapped a piece of gum. Wait, I stand corrected. It sounds as though she is unwrapping food! A 2-hour lunch and she needs more time to eat? Unreal. This lady is beyond worthless -- she's about 50 years old, unmotivated, lacks any type of job skills, is unprofessional in her demeanor, and is ugly. Pole -- We're on the same page here, I'm staying at the Hard Rock.
Why only one stripper? Take my advice, when you get two to come to your Hotel room, well you get the picture.
HIGH CLASS BAR: RUM JUNGLE - MANDALAY BAY This is my favorite bar/club in Vegas. Cool fire waterfalls, hot chicks dancing above the bar.... Incredible. I think it was a $20 cover for dudes, but talk to the doorman up front and tell him you have a bachelor party going on. Trust me on this one
Multiple strippers will put on a very nice show. You gotta double up, or go for more. My buddy had one recently where the best man hired four strippers to come up to our suite in the Mandalay. They tied him up, put a gimp mask on his face with a dildo sticking out of the forehead, lubed it up..... I don't want to kill the thread.
About 15 years ago I attended a bachelor party hosted by the Salad Sisters (if you don't know, use your imagination). Pictures were taken. Someone had the great idea of giving the undeveloped film (you youngsters can ask your parents about film) to the groom for *safekeeping.* The groom forgot about the film, the new wife found it in his dresser drawer and had it developed thinking they were honeymoon pictures. As far as I know, they are still married. True story.
Hmmmm.....I went to a bachelor party in which the Salad Sisters "entertained" around the same time. We had it videotaped and gave the tape to the groom. Recently, his wife was out of town, and a group of us were at his house having drinks and we put on the tape. Memories, like the corners of my mind........
1. Have "No cameras allowed" prominently displayed on the hotel room door. 2. Bring your own music (hoes mp3 rental is extra). 3. Include a fat chick in the mix, she'll work harder, forcing the other hoes to "step up". 4. Don't invite comedians, they demand too much attention. 5. Tell the bride that you guys are going to Beaumont. 6. Get 2 hotel rooms (if not a suite), some coach my want to take a girl to another room to order from the menu. 7. MOST IMPORTANT- Don't kill the security guard.
