I hate them on other sites and would never want to see them here, but just for grins, what image would you pick if it were allowed? Mine would either be this... or this...
big fake breasts that are colored to look like basketballs... I'd give you an example, but I can't really google img 'big breast basketball' while at work.
Probably would alternate between Michael G. Scott, a Mexico flag, or a DREAM block. Nice username, sir.
The fact that you've put enough thought into this that you have not 1 but 2 top choices tells me that you in fact do not hate them on other sites and very much wish to see them here.
I'd probably alternate between various rock & roll imagery, but my current favorite (and facebook profile picture) is Dave Mustaine, complete with Awesome Guitar Face.