Attention starved national writer self expels from big job

Because people rolleyes too much on Twitter

Developing ...told her name is Barry White

 

I'm being told she dared speak truth to power and was tear gassed and beaten

Correction: I'm told she was upset when others got mad when others who actually did speak truth to power were tear gassed and beaten and some assholes called for them to be beaten more, and then people said "ffs, this *******, wtf". This caused a cascade resulting in self expulsion, no word as to whether self after school detention or self in school suspension preceded.

The me regrets the error.

 

Developing - 9/10 writers for the federalist find the tragic self expulsion of Betty White to be the biggest issue in This American Life right now

Also Developing - they're dead wrong.

It's even bigger than that.

 

I heard Barley Wine, and unless you're talking about Alesmith Old Numbskull or comparable - this is not a compliment.

 

I heard the 20 million people who are going to be evicted in a middle of a Pandemic and Depression next month unless Republicans get the **** off their asses took a break from looking at cardboard boxes to move into to binge read Betty White and John L. Sullivan tweets - it was a pleasant distraction in an otherwise chaotic world, made all the more poignant by their self-non-renewals.