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Athlete's dumbest quotes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SPF35, Nov 17, 2011.

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  1. SPF35

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    #1 SPF35, Nov 17, 2011
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    "it's on me"
     
    #2 Scionxa, Nov 17, 2011
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    I could've sworn it was T-Mac that said the go left, right, amphibious thing. There were some real gems in there; tons of math fails. Thanks for sharing.
     
    #3 Ricksmith, Nov 17, 2011
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    There is no point reading the list if David Joseph Beckham is not on it.

    I say this as one of the biggest Becks fans ever, he is one of the dumbest athletes ever.
     
    #4 ferrari77, Nov 17, 2011
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    Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does - kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me. I just feel that people need to give him a chance.
    - Terrelle Pryor

    Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven...
    - LeBron James
     
    #5 Baqui99, Nov 17, 2011
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    When pitcher Tug McGraw was asked if he prefered grass or astroturf.
    "I dunno. I never smoked astroturk."

    How is that stupid? That was funny.
     
    #6 Xsatyr, Nov 17, 2011
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    "I don't like chinese food".
     
    #7 Prince, Nov 17, 2011
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    Nice to see a former Astros get #1.

    "God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve, The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex." - Carl Everett
     
    #8 The Real Shady, Nov 17, 2011
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gb6_Yk3KBew" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #9 Dei, Nov 17, 2011
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    Shaq while playing in the Olympics in Greece, "Shaq have you gotten a chance to visit the Parthenon yet?" Shaq " I don't know what were the names of all the clubs we've been to."
     
    #10 couple of d's, Nov 17, 2011
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    "Yao says eat the head"
     
    #11 RKREBORN, Nov 17, 2011
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    "that's my quarterback.....[sigh]"
    [​IMG]
     
    #12 mylilpony, Nov 17, 2011
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    <iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/frsId3goYYE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    I'm pretty sure Doug Collin's quote was more satiric than serious...
     
    #14 RedRedemption, Nov 18, 2011
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    "I wish you guys had some kids so i could kick them in the head and stomp on their testicles.."
     
    #15 val_modus, Nov 18, 2011
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    I don't know, astroturk seems pretty dumb to me.
     
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    For some reason, every time I see stuff like this, I think of Ewing's infamous quote. It's not so much that it's dumber than others. But rather how true and heartfelt that saying was. It really is the mindset that has caused so many athletes to go bankrupt after their career's over, despite making more per year than an average Joe in a decade or even a lifetime.
     
    #17 meh, Nov 18, 2011
  18. B-Bob

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    Yeah, I laughed a little, but it's also kind of sad.

    Like watching a "Hilarious scientists worst crossover moves! Must see to believe how bad they are!"
     
    #18 B-Bob, Nov 18, 2011
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    "I'm an elite quarterback."

    "We're a dream team."
     
    #19 Creepy Crawl, Nov 18, 2011
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    A&M Coach Shelby Metcalf

    “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.” (what he told a player who received four F's and a D)
     
    #20 Daedalus, Nov 18, 2011
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