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One Night in Paris but Matt Leinart does..(maybe) ..... (lol )

In a Hollywood bombshell with a Sin City twist, Paris Hilton and Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart went public Tuesday with their romance in Las Vegas.
-- Las Vegas Review-Journal

from http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/scorecard/05/03/truth.rumors.nfl/index.html?cnn=yes

#1 RedRacer, May 4, 2006

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i'd tap that.

#2 TMac640, May 4, 2006
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She goes through men pretty quickly. I hope he realizes he's just another temporary passenger on her crazy ride. I'd hit it, but If I were him, I'd break up with her before she moved on to the next guy. You've got about a month to wear that out Matt.

#3 Oski2005, May 4, 2006
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I would, but I'd throw in a chaff grenade or something. Comb the room for cameras and the such.

#4 lost_elephant, May 4, 2006
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She's just a nice wholesome girl who knows what she wants...It just happens to change every 5 minutes...I'd hit it...

#5 rrj_gamz, May 4, 2006
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TMac640 said:

i'd tap that.
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Just make sure you WRAP THAT RASCAL!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/09/paris_hilton_probably_has_herp.html

If you happened to just scan over the E! Online story about Paris Hilton's latest restraining order, you might have missed this particularly interesting tidbit:

Quintana testified last month that his relationship with Hilton turned nasty after she overheard him informing her beau, Stavros Niarchos, that she might have a sexually transmitted disease.

"I wanted him to be aware of it--that she had herpes. To make sure he didn't catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware]," Quintana said.

He said Hilton interrupted his conversation with Niarchos and became "furious."

"She said, 'This is between the three of us; if this gets out you're a f---ing dead man,'" Quintana said. He claimed that after the exchange, he began receiving suspicious phone calls and started to believe his life was in "imminent danger."
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So, if you happen to find yourselves on the dance floor with the heiress and she invites you back to her hotel room to participate in some "carnal loving" (the actual words she'll use), ask yourself this: Is a night with Paris worth a lifelong itch in your groin? Be careful out there, boys and girls. And raccoons. And dogs. And every other living thing that Paris Hilton would probably have sex with.

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I'd hit it, but I'd use a lead-lined condom and I'd spend a week in a decontamination unit after I was finished.

#7 RocketMan Tex, May 4, 2006

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I wouldn't want to take a chance on getting a STD.

#8 swilkins, May 4, 2006
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I have never understood the liking of either Hilton sister. They're both skinny and unattractive but that's only my opinion.

#9 Lil Pun, May 4, 2006
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Oski2005 said:

She goes through men pretty quickly. I hope he realizes he's just another temporary passenger on her crazy ride. I'd hit it, but If I were him, I'd break up with her before she moved on to the next guy. You've got about a month to wear that out Matt.
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Nice post, Oski. But, I am still pondering the question: How do you know Matt wouldn't like to be with Paris and the next guy at the same time?

#10 SwoLy-D, May 4, 2006
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You only live once.

#11 mateo, May 4, 2006
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mateo said:

You only live once.
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And one time in Paris cuts your life expectancy in half.......

#12 RocketMan Tex, May 4, 2006
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TMac640 said:

i'd tap that.
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Everyone else already has tapped that....

#13 GraingerGuy, May 4, 2006

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A bumper sticker seen in NYC:

"Honk If You've Shagged Paris!"

#14 bamaslammer, May 4, 2006
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oomp said:

So, if you happen to find yourselves on the dance floor with the heiress and she invites you back to her hotel room to participate in some "carnal loving" (the actual words she'll use), ask yourself this: Is a night with Paris worth a lifelong itch in your groin? Be careful out there, boys and girls. And raccoons. And dogs. And every other living thing that Paris Hilton would probably have sex with.
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Or just ask these guys...

#15 rrj_gamz, May 4, 2006
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keep it on the down looooowwwww

nobody has to knooooowwww

#16 pgabriel, May 4, 2006
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i'd hit it, btw, got this pic off of People.com

#17 Dave2000, May 4, 2006
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So I looked it up and wow...according to the CDC, 1 outta 4 American women between 18-25 have herpes.

(1) You should be wearing a condom anyway, so what the hey
(2) Her video shows she has some skills
(3) I'm glad I'm married because thats a trippy stat

#18 mateo, May 4, 2006

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mateo said:

So I looked it up and wow...according to the CDC, 1 outta 4 American women between 18-25 have herpes.

(1) You should be wearing a condom anyway, so what the hey
(2) Her video shows she has some skills
(3) I'm glad I'm married because thats a trippy stat
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I wonder what the stat is for men. Lot of guys probably not getting laid, and the ones that are getting some are infecting all of the women... I knew this guy who would score almost everytime he went out to the clubs, and if the night was cold, he would just call up one of his hoes for a booty call. Yep, its guys like this that are infecting all of the women....

#19 glad_ken, May 4, 2006
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glad_ken said:

I wonder what the stat is for men. Lot of guys probably not getting laid, and the ones that are getting some are infecting all of the women... I knew this guy who would score almost everytime he went out to the clubs, and if the night was cold, he would just call up one of his hoes for a booty call. Yep, its guys like this that are infecting all of the women....
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1 outta 5 men, because male-to-female transmission is more likely.

Tough world out there.

However the CDC has a pretty hot woman on its herpes stats page. She looks like Angelina in "Hackers"

#20 mateo, May 4, 2006

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