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At last, a holiday that doesn't suck. Then again.....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by macho GRANDE, Feb 5, 2003.

  1. macho GRANDE

    macho GRANDE Elvis, was a hero to most but................

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    >A new holiday: The idea has merit. Every 14th of February you get the
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    >chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering
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    >with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find
    >romantic.
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    >Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special
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    >holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their
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    >life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit
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    >it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
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    >March 20th is now officially "Steak &Blowjob Day."
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    >Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
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    >your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
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    >cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
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    >explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of
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    >Valentine's Day and Steak &Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
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    >men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more
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    >memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
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    >The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
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    >push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love
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    >and peace to this crazy world
     
  2. Isabel

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    Please pick some day other than my birthday to use as Steak & BJ Day. :)

    Aside from that, Valentine's Day is supposedly for the ladies, but I'm not so sure. 1) All the romantic stuff that guys do for V-day does have a purpose; if done right, it's supposed to get you some action, right? :) 2) There are some guys out there who don't really do much to impress the ladies (oh, maybe a few roses the first couple of years, and a card from the Hallmark store down the street... how original... but no more than they "have to"). Anyway, some of these guys don't do much on the "romantic" end and still get whatever they were after. Who knows, maybe subconsciously women like the challenge of a guy who isn't trying to be romantic?

    And, 3) there are some women out there who are suckers and will actually try to do the "romantic" stuff themselves, to make sure it happens. (I was just thinking that I should probably take my husband out for a steak that day, that I could finally afford it... then I wondered why <i>I</i> was the one doing it... something's wrong here... so I don't know if I'll get around to it or not :D )
     
  3. moestavern19

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    sounds like that holiday would suck a lot.
     
  4. AntiSonic

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    Yeah, then I'd have two days a year to be lonely and depressed.
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I have a two day holiday every year, where I inform my employer well in advance that I'll be taking the days off (luckily, my main employer normally takes them with me!). It's the first two days of the NCAA tournament.
     
  6. codell

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    Hmmmmmm ......My wife and I already practice that holiday. Its called "Every Saturday Night".

    ;)
     
  7. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Classify that post as" More than We Really Needed To Know" :p
     
  8. codell

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    Actually, it varies between Sat and Friday night, depending on when the Rockets game is on.

    Personally, I feel this holiday should include watching a sport of some type.

    However, I should mention there is a price to pay (i.e. going shopping at Garden Ridge Pottery; watching Trading Spaces on TV; massaging her feet, etc.)
     
  9. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    That would make it difficult to do pbp wouldnt it? ;)

    oh geez, I cant believe Im keeping this line of discussion going...heh
     
  10. codell

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    That would explain all the "BRBs"

    heh heh
     
  11. Falcons Talon

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    I was actually thinking about the one sidedness of Valentines Day last night. Can you imagine the mass hysteria of women if all men boycotted doing anything for women on this day and waited to see what the women got them for Valentines Day?
     
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Again, makes me realize what a great gal RM95's Girl is. She doesn't want anything for Valentine's, we're just going to reward our eating good and working out with a plate of cheese fries at Outback, go see Daredevil, then go have a brownie sundae at TGI Fridays.

    She rules. :D
     
  13. Behad

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    I got you all beat...my wife is allergic to metal. All metal jewelry, earings, watches, rings, etc, make her skin break out. I once bought her a plastic watch, but the metal winding dial irritated her skin. Once she drank a few shots of Goldshlager (sp?), and her entire chest broke out.

    Sure saves a ton of money on jewelry!:)
     
  14. Falcons Talon

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    Keep her away from the pearl rack...:eek:
     
  15. A-Train

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    Outlaw has been celebrating this holiday for years...
     
  16. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    oh gawd...yall are makin this too easy..

    She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
    And that's not true what she's talkin' about,
    It really don't cost that much.
    She was gettin' bombed,
    And I was gettin' blown away,
    And she took it in her hand,
    And this is what she had to say:
    A pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
     
  17. Behad

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    The metal clasp that holds the necklace on would irritate the back of her neck! I'm tellin ya, it's been a wonderful 17 years of marriage!
     
  18. Falcons Talon

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    You are the one...
     
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