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Astronauts vs. Cavemen

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by StupidMoniker, Feb 25, 2004.

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Who wins a fight between astronauts and cavemen

  1. Astronauts

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  2. Cavemen

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  1. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Who would win in a fight? The astronauts have no modern weapons. Thanks to Joss Whedon.
     
  2. count_dough-ku

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    I think Fred/Illyria made it clear that the cavemen would win. ;)
     
  3. Lil Pun

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  4. Kilgore Trout

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    Its from tonights Angel episode
     
  5. HAYJON02

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    Depends.... can the caveman speak Russian?
     
  6. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Do we have fire yet?
     
  7. MR. MEOWGI

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    Who has God on their side?
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    The astronauts have those heavy suits so the cavemen's clubs could not affect them plus the astronauts are infinitely more intelligent than the cavemen, so they will figure out something to win as well.
     
  9. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I wonder in the Cavemen could sue the Federal Goverment to get their land back. This could become a court battle.
     
  10. rockHEAD

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    I bet Astronaut Jones kicks the bejeezus out of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer...
     
  11. AntiSonic

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    I'd put my money on the intelligent, fit, well-fed Astronauts any day of the week.
     
  12. A-Train

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    are you freakin' kidding me? Captain Caveman could take out a group of those p***y astronauts by HIMSELF!
     
  13. fadeaway

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    No modern weaponry equals no chance in hell for the astronauts. Cavemen were freaking hardcore, man, and they weren't as dumb as many people seem to think. There were certainly more wily and canny in the arts of hunting and fighting than any modern spaceman. The soft, namby-pamby astronauts wouldn't have a prayer.
     
  14. A-Train

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    Primary enviornment -
    Cavemen: Outside in the cold and rain, or inside freezing caves

    Astronauts: Inside a sterile, temperature controlled, pressurized tube

    Bathroom facilities -
    Cavemen: Bushes

    Astronauts: Vacuum toilets, or when they're outside the shuttle they can just **** their pants any time the want

    Food -
    Cavemen: Hunted wild animals with crude spears and picked strange plants they didn't know were poisonous until somebody keeled over and died

    Astronauts: Freeze dried chicken pot pie and banana nut muffins from a tube

    Clothing -
    Cavemen: Hides from the animals they killed with crude spears

    Astronauts: $5 million dollar suits paid for by our tax dollars

    Major Discoveries -
    Cavemen: Fire, the wheel

    Astronauts: Tang

    It's no contest, really....
     
  15. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I just thought of something, has anyone ever had sex in space?
     
  16. JuanValdez

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    I would think the cavemen would be good at fighting if nothing else. Then again, most astronauts are ex-military. Then again, they were mostly from the Air Force. I'll give it to the cavemen.
     
  17. AntiSonic

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    Weren't cavemen significantly smaller as well?
     
  18. Ottomaton

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    Durring the middle-ages the average man was 5'3" because of malnutrition. I think when you extrapolate that back further to a hunter/gatherer lifestyle, you'd be lucky to get an average height of 5'.
     
  19. HAYJON02

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    Not officially.
     
  20. meggoleggo

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    Depends on when and where these cavemen are from. Most cavemen were around 4'6", but some were as big as 6'8" - I think is the tallest fossil discovered and published.... the average male has grown a good foot and a half in the past 50,000 - 80,000 years.
     

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