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Ass. Toys

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Jan 10, 2007.

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  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Just had to share something I saw at the local grocery store tonight:

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    I walked by and did a three-step-back-double-take. I was cracking up laughing and taking the picture you see and the manager came up and asked what I was laughing at. I pointed out that his carousel of waterguns pointing up was called 'ass toys' for $1. We both had a good laugh, but he ended up taking it down.

    Enjoy the FunTastic Classics.
     
    #1 Xerobull, Jan 10, 2007
  2. finalsbound

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    So what was Ass. supposed to stand for?
     
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  3. Falcons Talon

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    I think they took down the sign due to the grammatical error. Ass Toys is not a complete sentence so it does not command the use of a period.

    Interesting Ass Toys in the shape of water guns...and right by the Hershey's syrup to boot.
     
    #3 Falcons Talon, Jan 10, 2007
  4. fadeaway

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    Assorted is my guess.
     
    #4 fadeaway, Jan 10, 2007
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Wow. And to think I missed that little detail. Ribbon Quality!
     
    #5 Xerobull, Jan 10, 2007
  6. Two Sandwiches

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    That is awesome! :D


    Judging by the aisle signs, would I be correct in guessing that it was a Brookshire Bros.? If so, which one? :D
     
    #6 Two Sandwiches, Jan 10, 2007
  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Nope, it's Arlan's Market on 6th street in Galveston. I think they have stores in Seabrook and San Leon as well.
     
    #7 Xerobull, Jan 11, 2007
  8. ArtV

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    You should send that one into Leno and Letterman. I bet you'd get that pic on one of them (most likely Leno).
     
    #8 ArtV, Jan 11, 2007
  9. Falcons Talon

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    THAT would be AWESOME!!!

    Make sure to point out the Hershey's syrup...that just seals the deal!!!
     
    #9 Falcons Talon, Jan 11, 2007
  10. A-Train

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    I hope you sanitized yourself after leaving the store... :D
     
    #10 A-Train, Jan 11, 2007
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    "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno"
    ATTN: Headlines
    3000 W. Alameda Avenue
    Burbank, CA 91523
     
    #11 JaWindex, Jan 11, 2007
  12. Uprising

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    Want some free money? Send that thing into Maxim, or FHM, or STUFF.
     
    #12 Uprising, Jan 11, 2007
  13. professorjay

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    What's the big deal, I saw a similar display when I was shopping yesterday.

    Oh waitaminute... This is pic was taken at the GROCERY STORE.
     
    #13 professorjay, Jan 11, 2007
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    Good suggestion.
     
    #14 Lil Pun, Jan 11, 2007
  15. Major Malcontent

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    Where is this again...its hard to find good quality ass toys for 1 dollar.
     
    #15 Major Malcontent, Jan 11, 2007
  16. Smokey

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    Leno will probably not use it because it is not in printed material like a newspaper, magazine, etc.
     
    #16 Smokey, Jan 11, 2007
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