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Asking out a hot bartender

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. the shark

    the shark Member

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    WAY too much thinking!!!!

    You've already stated that she's single, and you enjoy speaking to her. That said it's got to be tough for her to talk at any length while she's at work. Just ask her if she'd like to meet up for a few drinks on one of her days/nights off? Or for lunch.

    If she's interested in you she'll say "yes", and if she's not she'll say "no".
    It's that simple.

    Have you ever heard the phrase "Carpe diem"?
    It means SEIZE THE DAY!!!!

    Do it and do it fast before somebody beats you to it.

    You stated that you're 30 yrs old.
    Trust me my friend, there will be bigger decisions in life than asking out a girl.

    Good luck and quit trying to figure out every angle. Now go do it!!!!!
     
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  2. ashiin

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    #bewell... #anxietytroopers....
     
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  3. SacTown

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    You're so wrong. And id put money that you are not successful with women. You showed your hand here.
     
  4. SacTown

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    You have no confidence.
     
  5. TheRealist137

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    No surprise that Swoly-D gives the WORST advice in this thread. Games are for children.
     
  6. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Make sure to ask her when none of her coworkers are around. It may be against policy to accept an invitation to go out with customers, depending on where she works.
     
  7. Daedalus

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    That poor girl's been "ScarJo"ed by an ex. She looks even better in her b-day suit.
     
  8. Han Solo

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    Eh, doubt i could ever seriously approach a bartender or girl working at a bar anymore. Can't take a girl like that seriously.

    I want classy broads. Sweet and dress with class. Traditional. Barely drinks if ever. Not some trash that gets sloppy drunk and gets taken advantage of every weekend. Not some chick who thinks having a different cak in every hole every weekend is a display of woman power! Because women can have just as much fun as men! YEAH!

    Leave this bartender for the idiots who see gold where they should see trash. Eh...fuggutabout American girls. Foreign girls. Ah yes. Recently met a Ukrainian girl. Tall and thin. Beautiful. Smart and so damn sweet. We can converse for hours on the simplest things. 22 years old and already shows so much more maturity than the 35-40 year old pathetic women at bars trying to feel 21 again. I have no doubt if this same girl were born in the states, she would have already been banged by 20 different guys at 22 years old and fat and sloppy.
     
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    Your insecurities amuse me.
     
  10. Angkor Wat

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    Lol that was so lame. In fact, do this. If she says yes to this corny ass line, then she's definitely interested.
     
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  11. Relentless

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    Dude, look at his moniker.

    He doesn't even know what he's saying, he's just waiting in rotation for the joint.
     
  12. Jontro

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    First put on your robe and wizard hat.

    Then ask her "hey gurl, lemme get some drank, and by drank i mean secks of the butt"
     
  13. Relentless

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    Where does she work, so I can seduce her and give her the thadeus treatment.
     
  14. bigtexxx

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    have you already sexted her a picture of your loins? Might be a reasonable first step
     
  15. htownrox1

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    Stop being a p***y and man up.

    Next time you see her say this, "Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!"

    Boom, instant connection. She'll be all over you like white on rice.

    Man up.
     
  16. Mr. Clutch

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    I misread your text and sent a bartender a pic of Ndamukong Suh.
     
  17. Rockets R' Us

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    Just pass out at the bar, wearing one of those medical bracelets that say "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY CALL" and fill in her name. Surely people must love being emergency contacts!

    Or ask her if she was a drink, what type of drink would she be? Now instead of ordering that type of drink, ask for water instead. Then creepily stare at her the whole night, licking your lips.

    Both methods will guarantee success or a fun trip to the hospital/police station. Can't go wrong!
     
  18. Rockets R' Us

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    Also this - sexting a picture of your Jim Schwartz is NEVER a bad idea. Also sexting her picture of your Gym Shorts is a close second.
     
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  19. bigtexxx

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    always.

    then, depending on what she responds with, you'll know how to proceed:

    1) If she sexts you back a pic of her stinkbox, then you know you're good

    2) If she ignores your text or responds negatively, I would be more careful
     
  20. rezdawg

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    I hit on and eventually hired a bartender from Hudson Lounge...

    Shockingly, it didnt work out.
     
    #60 rezdawg, Jan 3, 2013
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