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Ashlee Simpson Drunk at MickyD's - Video

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by flamingmoe, Nov 4, 2005.

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  1. flamingmoe

    flamingmoe Member

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    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/04/video_ashlee_simpson_gets_drun.html
    (doesn't seem to work in Firefox for me)

    "Sometimes when I think I can't hate Ashlee Simpson any more than I already do, she shows up drunk at a Canadian McDonalds and starts climbing on the counters like a stupid monkey. And if that wasn't enough, she refuses to take a picture with a fan because he won't kiss her feet. I don't know anything about celebrity etiquette, but requiring fans to kiss your feet before you give them a picture seems a little on the rude side. But that's just me. I don't think regular people are my slaves"

    what a stupid b*tch
     
    #1 flamingmoe, Nov 4, 2005
  2. Svpernaut

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    I can't seem to get it to load in IE or Firefox.

    EDIT: Finally loaded in IE
     
    #2 Svpernaut, Nov 4, 2005
  3. intermill

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    I love this part!



    Employee: "I need a manager up front please!"

    Ashlee: "Oh, please bring the manager. I would love to talk to the manager."

    Employee: "Get off there."

    Ashlee: "*ithch, don't stop me I'm nice."
     
    #3 intermill, Nov 4, 2005
  4. arkoe

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    What a stupid spoiled brat.
     
    #4 arkoe, Nov 4, 2005
  5. tim562

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    Stupid woman
     
    #5 tim562, Nov 4, 2005
  6. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    You make me wanna.....SCCRRRREEEAAAMMMMM!


    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
     
    #6 The Real Shady, Nov 4, 2005
  7. bnb

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    Oh please!

    Let he who hasn't showed up drunk at McDonalds and climbed on the counters at some point in their lives throw the first stone.
     
    #7 bnb, Nov 4, 2005
  8. arkoe

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    Can honestly say I never have.
     
    #8 arkoe, Nov 4, 2005
  9. VesceySux

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    If I had a time-traveling DeLorean, the first thing I would do is go back to 1980 (right after Jessica Simpson's birth) and sterilize both Joe and Tina Simpson. Then, I would throw a world-wide party that would rival the celebration scene from Return of the Jedi (the Special Edition one).
     
    #9 VesceySux, Nov 4, 2005
  10. Uprising

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    can't believe I waited like a minute for that thing to buffer.
     
    #10 Uprising, Nov 4, 2005
  11. Rule0001

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    what a dumbass lol
     
    #11 Rule0001, Nov 4, 2005
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    I can honsestly say I haven't. And I think it's disgusting!

    Frankly, I'm offended that you would even make such a bold statement about my character as to assume that I would ever do anything so despicable as to show up drunk and obnoxious at a McDonalds!*











    *It was a Wataburger, not a McDonalds
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Nov 4, 2005
  13. robbie380

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    oh my god i want to punch that b****
     
    #13 robbie380, Nov 4, 2005
  14. Uprising

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    I know that I haven't! Why the hell would I go into a place after drinking when there is a DRIVE THROUGH WINDOW!
     
    #14 Uprising, Nov 4, 2005
  15. Smokey

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    I'd hit it.
     
    #15 Smokey, Nov 4, 2005
  16. david_rocket

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    Yeah, me too, and that night when she was drunk, she wouldnt say no to me. ;)

    I would say: Im nice, do you want me? :D
     
    #16 david_rocket, Nov 4, 2005
  17. bnb

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    ;)

    If they ever want to clear the road of drunk drivers...they should just set up the road blocks at the exits of the drive-through lanes at 2am. Or incorporate a breathalizer into the ordering mic....
     
    #17 bnb, Nov 4, 2005
  18. pradaxpimp

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    i'm winding up like a roy oswalt fastball then/
     
    #18 pradaxpimp, Nov 4, 2005
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    Me too. With a baseball bat.

    Then I'd stick my pinky in the air and say OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAH like the Macho Man Randy Savage.
     
    #19 ima_drummer2k, Nov 4, 2005
  20. Uprising

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    Heh, true. I try not to be the driver when we head out though.
     
    #20 Uprising, Nov 4, 2005
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