I think I'll knock over a liquor store.....drink myself into a stupor....molest the neighbors yard ornaments.....and pass out in the street, so yes.....I'll will also have a good sleep. Any more questions?
Any more questions? Yes. Aren't you worried that your post set off Ashcroft's secret, super-duper, Internet security alarm and he doesn't see the sarcasm in it?
I'm going to lie around and sleep. Maybe watch videos, at least when my eyes are open. I'll come in and do a few things for work that I was asked to do. I will do only what little has to be done, and no more, with a lot less effort than I could have put in. I will have a lot of grading that I should be catching up with, as well as course prep and research prep. The odds aren't great that I will do much of this. No matter how much I sleep, I will wake up, play on the Internet, and then go back to sleep again. Then I'll read useless books for the few more minutes I'm awake. This is what passes for my "life" on weekends. I can sleep indefinitely.
I can just hear the pick up lines coming. "Hey baby, If I show you my tree will you hug it?" "How's about instead of chaining yourself to that building you chain me to your bed" "Down with Bush?? I thought you said down on bush..." CK
I changed my mind. I'm gonna find an anti war protest and try to pick up some tail. Careful Chance!! You might be converted. Left wing women can be addicting, you might not be able to go back to conservatives. The next thing you know you could be having doubts about Bush II, Rumsfeld, Richard Perle , tax cuts for the wealthy, sevice cuts for the rest of us questions about the Reverend Jerry Falwell and just about every thing.
Sorry Dude. Won't work. Girls who hang out at anti-war protests know that all Republicans are hung like hamsters!
[eye of the tiger] Starting intense training for Smeggy World Tour Game. [/eye of the tiger] Don't wanna look too bad out there...
Shhhh....no one is supposed to know about all those other times..... Hmmm...I see your point. That could pose a problem if Johnnie and the thought police attempt to hinder my protest next next. Those plans being to shed my clothes; drive a donkey cart full of cheap hookers and tequila into downtown Salt Lake City and theaten to have public sex in order to bring attention to the plight of insanely bored unemployed IT workers......
