Are you on the Kobe System?

Illuminati

 

That's weird, I don't see Lebron anywhere.

 

So you have to be super successful to buy his shoes? That's some strange marketing considering the clientele...queue the Air Jordan 11 release news footage.

 

this.

 

Lol that's funny. Kobe's not even acting :grin:

 

You mean raping maids and relying on dominant centers to win while chucking for all you're worth and covering yourself with silly tattoos for street cred just in case star power doesn't keep you out of pound me in the ass prison?

 

Was this just released? Good timing after scoring 40+ in three straight games, against all odds Kobe still can go over the top.

 

Top notch post.

Love the peppered in Office Space line

 

Awesome commercial!

 

i get the athletes, even the singers. How do you get Sir Richard Branson to get on a nike commercial. How much does a billionaire businessman charge to be in a shoe commercial..thats crazy

 

you don't get it. poor, ghetto people eat this **** up. They're the ones that'll actually believe buying these shoes will make you successful, while the rest of the people will realize it's a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.

 

Far be it from me to usually defend ghetto people, but your assertion is stupid.

 

Kobe promised him a spot in his system.

Right next to the Chinese megastar and Aziz Ansari.

 

Ah crap! Another pair of shoes I'm gonna have to get ammonia while waitng in line for!

 

Make sure to lick them at some point.

n/h and n/twss

 

You know you in da kobe system if you a arrogant douchebag who cheat on yo wife and rape women.

 

You're welcome :grin:

 

Meh.... Black Snake who?