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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Aug 6, 2006.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    I believe it's time for millions to come out of their closets... uh, I mean out of their computer rooms

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/masturba...4e_v30Z.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MXN1bHE0BHNlYwN0bWE-

    Charity wants people to lend a hand...

    Fri Aug 4, 1:59 PM ET

    Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon," a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said Friday.

    Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, Saturday.

    "It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.

    "We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."

    Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

    However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

    "The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.

    The Marie Stopes spokeswoman said local religious groups had been initially outraged, but after people had heard what the event was about, most had approved it.

    Police had also given it their approval.

    Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $25,000 for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention. If successful, Marie Stopes said it could take place elsewhere in mainland Europe next year.
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Aug 6, 2006
  2. Kam

    Kam Member

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    it's too late in the middle of the night, or early morning to think up something witty and clever.
    maybe when i wake up tommorow.
     
    #2 Kam, Aug 6, 2006
  3. crums17

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    The should just set up cameras in the women only room. That'd raise all the money they could ask for.
     
    #3 crums17, Aug 6, 2006
  4. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    talk about diminishing returns
     
    #4 pgabriel, Aug 7, 2006
  5. rocketsinsider

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    lol love the title
     
    #5 rocketsinsider, Aug 7, 2006
  6. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    PHOTOGRAPHER: You know who's hands they remind me of? (Pauses for effect) Ray McKigney.

    (The woman nods as the man looks off into space)

    MAN: Ugh.. Ray.

    PHOTOGRAPHER: He was it.

    GEORGE: Who was he?

    PHOTOGRAPHER: The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.

    GEORGE: (Hands still out, even though they've stopped looking at them) What happened to him?

    (Obviously a touchy subject, the woman coyly walks over to the photographer, and they both occupy themselves. The man is left to tell George the answer to his

    question)

    MAN: (Clears throat) Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his

    one true love..

    (Long pause)

    GEORGE: You mean, uh..?

    MAN: Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.

    GEORGE: (Makes a gesture saying he understands. The man nods) But how.. uh..?

    MAN: (Quick, to the point) The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing

    but a claw. (Holds hand up, displaying a claw-like shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the

    end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, (Visibly disgusted by this last part) and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't

    seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I.. only hope you have a little more

    self-control.

    GEORGE: (Smiling to himself) You don't have to worry about me. (Nodding, gloating) I won a contest.
     
    #6 pgabriel, Aug 7, 2006
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  7. yaoisgod

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    brilliant!
     
    #7 yaoisgod, Aug 7, 2006
  8. glad_ken

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    I hope that room is properly ventilated. :eek:
     
    #8 glad_ken, Aug 7, 2006
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