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APRIL FOOLS!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by no_answer, Apr 1, 2008.

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  1. no_answer

    no_answer Member

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    Dang I almost forgot! This whole dream coming back thing is a cruel joke, isn't it?!!

    What are you guys going to do? I think i'll call my husband later and say I wrecked the car. :D
     
    #1 no_answer, Apr 1, 2008
  2. Lil Pun

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    Tell him you're pregnant by another man and you're leaving him for his sister.
     
    #2 Lil Pun, Apr 1, 2008
  3. rrj_gamz

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    ^ Just tell him you had an affair... :eek: oh wait...j/k...

    I told my girl I was breaking up with her...she got PO'd...I couldn't think of anything else...
     
    #3 rrj_gamz, Apr 1, 2008
  4. no_answer

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    I thought of telling him I was preggo, but I know he wont believe that one.
    His sisters not hot.
     
    #4 no_answer, Apr 1, 2008
  5. SwoLy-D

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    IT's TRUE!!!! I just read it on ESBN The Ocho!!!!

    C'mon, now... don't spoil it for the rookies... :(
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Apr 1, 2008
  6. Lady_Di

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    Me: "Babe, I hit a car. :("
    Him: "What? Are you ok? Is it bad?"
    Me: "NO! I lost an arm!"
    Him: "What????"
    Me: "Yeah, but it's ok. April's fools!"
    Him: "That is mean! I'm freaking out here! Punk!"

    :D
     
    #6 Lady_Di, Apr 1, 2008
  7. no_answer

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    Sooooorry. I don't pay to play so I cant edit it out.
     
    #7 no_answer, Apr 1, 2008
  8. no_answer

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    One time I was backing out of the Garage and I hit his NEW car and he didn't even get mad at me so... I might have to think of something new
     
    #8 no_answer, Apr 1, 2008
  9. The Real Shady

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    Tell him you're ****ing Matt Damon.
     
    #9 The Real Shady, Apr 1, 2008
  10. JeopardE

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    I used clear tape to cover the optical mouse LEDs on my teammates' computers at work, placed an "Internal Audit Violation" sign on another's cube and sealed it off, among other things.
     
    #10 JeopardE, Apr 1, 2008
  11. HAYJON02

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    How many people fake their own death on this day?

    Alls I needs is a blowup doll, my car and a cliff. You could substitute a parachute for the blowup doll. Whatever suits your fancy.
     
    #11 HAYJON02, Apr 1, 2008
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Just emailed my wife and told her I lost my wedding ring last night.

    This should be interesting....

    :D
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Apr 1, 2008
  13. moestavern19

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    I spent a nice little chunk of time this morning messing with my coworker's desktop since we share the same computer.

    I PRINTSCREEN'd his desktop... then I set that as his new desktop and hid all his icons and toolbars, and added a new caption to his Nintendo Wallpaper that reads "Happy April Fools Day Sucker"

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 moestavern19, Apr 1, 2008
  14. Rashmon

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    I sent my wife roses.
     
    #14 Rashmon, Apr 1, 2008
  15. bladeage

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    I just messed with my co-worker, I told her that I really like her and I have feelings for her. I didn't think she was gonna fall for it since she had just finished pranking her cousin. Hilarious, she went along with it.
     
    #15 bladeage, Apr 1, 2008
  16. Jeremiah

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    What the heck happened to the april fools thread I started yesterday?
     
    #16 Jeremiah, Apr 1, 2008
  17. Cannonball

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    Thanks, I forgot. I've been here since Clutch was a Spurs fans and I can't believe I forgot what today was.
     
    #17 Cannonball, Apr 1, 2008
  18. meggoleggo

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    Oh I didn't! I made sure first thing to show all the Spurms fans in my office. HAHAHAHA. And then this afternoon, I'm going to "send" them the press conference video and rickroll them!

    Suckerrrrrrrzzzz!
     
    #18 meggoleggo, Apr 1, 2008
  19. LegendZ3

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    I told my mom that I got my girlfriend pregnant. You should see the look on her face :)
     
    #19 LegendZ3, Apr 1, 2008
  20. Hayesfan

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    That is cruel. OF course the level of cruelty directly corresponds to your age. The younger you are the more classic it becomes.
     
    #20 Hayesfan, Apr 1, 2008
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