Dang I almost forgot! This whole dream coming back thing is a cruel joke, isn't it?!! What are you guys going to do? I think i'll call my husband later and say I wrecked the car.
^ Just tell him you had an affair... oh wait...j/k... I told my girl I was breaking up with her...she got PO'd...I couldn't think of anything else...
Me: "Babe, I hit a car. " Him: "What? Are you ok? Is it bad?" Me: "NO! I lost an arm!" Him: "What????" Me: "Yeah, but it's ok. April's fools!" Him: "That is mean! I'm freaking out here! Punk!"
One time I was backing out of the Garage and I hit his NEW car and he didn't even get mad at me so... I might have to think of something new
I used clear tape to cover the optical mouse LEDs on my teammates' computers at work, placed an "Internal Audit Violation" sign on another's cube and sealed it off, among other things.
How many people fake their own death on this day? Alls I needs is a blowup doll, my car and a cliff. You could substitute a parachute for the blowup doll. Whatever suits your fancy.
I spent a nice little chunk of time this morning messing with my coworker's desktop since we share the same computer. I PRINTSCREEN'd his desktop... then I set that as his new desktop and hid all his icons and toolbars, and added a new caption to his Nintendo Wallpaper that reads "Happy April Fools Day Sucker"
I just messed with my co-worker, I told her that I really like her and I have feelings for her. I didn't think she was gonna fall for it since she had just finished pranking her cousin. Hilarious, she went along with it.
Thanks, I forgot. I've been here since Clutch was a Spurs fans and I can't believe I forgot what today was.
Oh I didn't! I made sure first thing to show all the Spurms fans in my office. HAHAHAHA. And then this afternoon, I'm going to "send" them the press conference video and rickroll them! Suckerrrrrrrzzzz!
That is cruel. OF course the level of cruelty directly corresponds to your age. The younger you are the more classic it becomes.