April Fool's Joke that you have pulled off, or beena victim of

I thought you were telling the joke.

 

I had a friend who used to rag on Salty Parker who used to be a 3rd base coach for the Astros back in the early 70's. My friend even wrote a critical letter to The Chronicle which got published.

On April 1, I hand wrote a letter to my friend under Salty Parker's signature. In the letter, I acknowledged the criticisms and notified my friend Larry of my (Salty's) forthcoming resignation from the Astros coaching staff, etc.

When he got the letter, Larry called me and admitted that he felt awful about causing such an outcome. I let him stew about it for a few days before letting him in on the drop.

 

This isn't great, but I got some mild pleasure out of it. This morning I get on AIM and tell my ex roommate (who has biology with me) and told him that biology was cancelled today.

He goes "for real?" and I tell him "Um, yeah dude..." and he asked how I knew and I told him that I had talked to the professor last night and he said some "personal business" had come up.

My rooommate got all excited and then I went "April Fools!" and he went off on me calling me every bad name in the book.

 

OK, A few years back we were doing company physical at our office. Although there were offices, the physicals were always held next to "the pit" (cubicle area) at the office with some curtains pulled around for privacy.

Anyway, during the physical I was told there would be a "mandatory rectal exam". Wasn't to thrilled, but I didn't have a choice.

The doctor told me to prepare while he brought in the proctologist.

The doctor came in and was doing the exam. All of the sudden, the curtains swung open, and ALL OF MY CO-WORKER'S were standing around!

God that was such a good practical joke. I turned around, and it turned out the the "proctologist" was really my boss!

Boy, we all had a good laugh that day.

Good times....

 

One April Fools Day, my ex was telling everyone to go ask her roommate how many pushups her Dad could do.

So, I went and asked, and she immediately burst into tears and screamed, "**** you *******, my Dad had his arm blown off in Vietnam!!!" and ran off crying. Of course, I run after her to explain that I didn't know and that I was sorry and stuff and when I got to her, she was laughing hysterically at my apologies. She and my ex got everyone good that day.

So, that night, we got our revenge. She was always b****ing non-stop about how ****ty the mattresses were in the dorms, and she had to put a bunch of **** on her's to make it comfortable (not to mention all the **** she had around it). Also, she always came in really late on weekdays, like midnight, so there was a big group of us that always hung out in the lobby and when she came in, we told her that they brought new mattresses, and if you weren't here, they put them in the Resident's office, all you had to do was bring your old one down. She got sooooo excited, ran upstairs, and dragged her mattress down three flights of stairs only to be greeted by our laughter.

Good times.

 

I got Tara today...not the greatest, but something. Our builder is finishing up our house but being stubborn about certain things that she's been talking to him about. I told her that I would call him this morning and straighten it out. Later in the day, she pm'ed me to ask if I had contacted him and I told her that I had a big argument with the builder and told him that we weren't going to buy the house and that I had hung up on him. She was so sweet in that she supported what she thought I said, but when she found out it was a joke, she expressed that she was a little worried about the situation.

FattyFB...RM95...good ones!!!