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April Fools Ideas/Stories

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BmwM3, Mar 22, 2009.

  1. BmwM3

    BmwM3 Member

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    Lets hear some ideas/stories.
     
  2. moestavern19

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    My coworker and I are the only two people who work in our "office"

    We share the same computer, because he works one shift and I work the other.

    So for April Fools Day last year, I took a screenshot of his desktop, then I made that his desktop, and hid all his icons and the toolbar.

    Then I watched him trying to click on **** for like 5 minutes, looking at the mouse, trying keyboard shortcuts.

    Pretty simple trick.
     
  3. RKREBORN

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    Condom on the exhaust pipe of my friend's car. Funny to watch it expand and blow after the car is turned on. Hahaha
     
  4. BmwM3

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    I'm not really good at tricks, but this one my EX-GF did on me.

    She asked me if I wanted a 3-some with her friend. Who is pretty hot. I thought about it for a while and said YES. That's when she yelled out April Fools.
     
  5. gwatson86

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    Wow, that's cold.
     
  6. moestavern19

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    That sounds like a great reason to dump a b****, April Fools or not.
     
  7. Wakko67

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    Used that one before. Its pretty funny.

    Here's one that is a little complicated, but the payoff is huge. I call it the Drowning Donkey prank. Ready?

    Ok so when you go to work, make sure you are wearing a red shirt. If you have a matching red tie, that would be perfect. Pay attention to what everyone else is wearing for the first couple of hours at your job. To make it sweeter you can offer some of your co-workers coffee and build their trust.

    Find a common interest with them and build your knowedge on that subject. Make sure to learn points and counter points as well as at least one obscure reference in the matter. With this, your foundation is laid.

    Find a co-worker and engage them in conversation on the topic you know they find fascinating. You really want to get them on their own so you can use this again on someone else. Speak with them at length about the subject and impress them with your knowledge of it. This will create a bond and make the prank ripe for the picking.

    Now your ready. At this point you should have them right where you want them. They'll look at you as their office soulmate. Unfortunately they don't know the comedic meteor that is about to hit them.

    Once your happy with the moment and feel the time is right, you'll know when it comes, begin your move. Ask them what it is they spilled on their shirt to cause it to stain. While you do this point to the "stain". Once the prey looks down to see the stain and how it got there, move your finger straight up along the centerline of their body til you run it up their face. You want to stop at the nose to ensure you are in control of the situation.

    By the time they realize what happened, you'll be on the floor out of breath from the hilarity that ensues. Use it wisely my friend. Use it wisely.
     
  8. kikimama

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    Why is it called Drowning Donkey?
     
  9. Nice Rollin

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    how long did you think about it?
     
  10. dntrwl

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    Sounds like something that Utah Jazz fans do for that one hour of fun they have every year.
     
  11. BmwM3

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    Like 3-5 minutes. lol

    That was my chance.
     
  12. Wakko67

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    Why isn't it? :p

    Yeah, thats probably the same hour they sneak in a cup of coffee.
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    One time, I was made believe that I was a SPURS fan. :( I hated every minute of that day. :eek: Luckily, I remained a ROCKETS' fan.
     
  14. WhoMikeJames

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    This year's APRIL FOOLS is going to be great. All the rookies don't know what's coming for them.
     
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    The office space I used to work, I planted a fake virus on this one employee's computer. It was showing his files being deleted and the fool went crazy.. :D That moment was priceless.
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    What the heck are you talking about? Dude, we don't have rookies in the Rockets' team that are of significant addition. :confused: WTH?

    Dude ;). STFU about that. :eek: I made no mention of any of that, so... shut the pie hole! :p
     
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    Get your best friend's girlfriend pregnant.
     
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    http://www.backofthebox.com/recipes/pies-pastries/ritz-mock-apple-pie.html

    Planning on making this for my classes this year. I had a chemistry teacher do this to us in high school. Told us he made us apple pies then after we all ate it he told us it wasn't apple but that it was made with possum and that chemicals could mask teh taste of the possum and make it taste like apple. We actually had a couple of kids near throw up. Then at the end of class he gave us the recipe. Tasted just like apples.
     
  19. Baqui99

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    April Fools jokes at work are so hilarious!

    Signed,
    People who wear their Halloween costumes to work
     
  20. the futants

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    Jim Rome? Is that really you? :rolleyes:
     
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