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Apologies to Allan Sherman

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RichRocket, Sep 29, 2001.

  1. RichRocket

    RichRocket Member

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    To the tune of "Take Me Home:"

    VERSE:

    Holy Mullah
    issued Fatwa!
    Here I am at
    Camp bin Laden.

    Camp is very
    Con-ster-na-ting
    They say soon we’ll have
    lots of bullets raining.

    You re-mem-ber,
    my friend Mohamed
    He came down with
    many others
    In a field in
    Pennsylvania.
    I can ‘t help but wonder if he got his virgins?

    CHORUS:

    Pa-ra-dise, Oh holy Mullah!
    It’s ji-had, I’ve seen the fatwa
    Who says I
    Want to die a mar-tyr here
    The-o-lo-gy is spare.


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    Any more verses out there?
     
    #1 RichRocket, Sep 29, 2001
  2. outlaw

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    "Marge, is Lisa at Camp Grenada?"
     
    #2 outlaw, Sep 29, 2001
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