I am looking for someone to paint myself and at least one friend before the Red Rowdies event on the 26th. It could be more than just the two of us and we would be willing to go to just about anyplace in Houston if the price is right. In addition, I would be willing to give a few of the tickets as a bonus to the person who does the painting, so long as they agree to be as rowdy as I would...
This begs the question who would paint the face of the person doing the painting? How can he be as rowdy as you at the event, if his face isn't painted?
You sir, are a genius. You didn't catch this gem, though: "someone to paint myself and at least one friend" Myself?