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Anyone know about prostate, or tesicular stuff?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 3, 2007.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    I found a weird bulge in a vein yesterday in my testes. From what I've read, the stuff you should be worried about occurs in the balls, themselves.

    Should I be worried?
     
  2. pradaxpimp

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    simple answer : yes.
     
  3. London'sBurning

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    I always laugh at posts like these. You're comfortable enough to share information like this over the net but not comfortable enough to call your doctor and get a check up. On the tiny chance an actual doctor is reading this thread, they probably won't be able to develop enough sufficient information unless they were to inspect you in person. By the way that bulge on the vein? It means you have one week to live. Tops.
     
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  4. DaRock1

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    That's what happened to the last person who asked for medical advice in this forum. It was brutal. :)

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=135317
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ass. If it doesn't change in a week, I'll check it out.

    Course, if you're correct, I'll be dead by then.

    Look. I won't lie. It has freaked me out. But from what I've read, it shouldn't be anything to worry about. Testicular, or prostate cancer is when you feel a lump ON your balls. Not in the sack.
     
  6. London'sBurning

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    My mistake. You'll be dead in a month.

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  7. Mr. Brightside

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    You should go see a prostate massage therapist at once. You will leave feeling great! Only problem is your therapist won't speak a lick of English, so you won't know your diagnosis.
     
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  8. AroundTheWorld

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    This thread is useless without pict... never mind.

    No pictures, please!

    Judging from some of the pictures you posted, you do know some experts in that field. Let them do a thorough examination and please report back to us.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Damnit. I guess I need to see a doctor.

    To detail, it is a lump right above my unmentionable in my other unmentionable.

    This sucks. I was hoping someone would say it happens all the time.
     
  10. right1

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    I think you should drain your main vein. Or have someone drain it for you.
     
  11. DonnyMost

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    you're talking about the vas deferens right?

    if you find anything irregular on that tube you need to get it looked at right away.
     
  12. JayZ750

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    i have a urologist in the family, my advice would be to go to a doctor immediately.
     
  13. Nick

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    See a Urologist
     
  14. Uprising

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    I'll take your shtick and raise you an exam!

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  15. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    fatty, I agree with you getting it checked out, but it is
    possibly just a vericose vein... not uncommon in the
    nethers... but if it has shown up suddenly, just best to
    be safe.

    maybe that one girl saw it before you did and that's why
    she wanted to go for the shield. :confused:
     
  16. rimbaud

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    Absolutely do not go to a GP. Go to a urologist. A GP will just misdiagnose you and can make the problem (if there is one) worse. If you had pain I would think it was something like epididymitis.
     
  17. KingCheetah

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    NSFW...

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  18. Mr. Clutch

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    You are probably going to have to stop drinking and having sex.
     
  19. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    My unqualified, unprofessional instincts would guide you toward having more sex without condoms.
     
  20. A-Train

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    Spank one out. If you're still spouting goo, you're good to go. If you're stopped up, something's wrong...
     

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