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Any tips for a semi-blind date?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Robert Snyder, Jul 6, 2001.

  1. Robert Snyder

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    Well, I'm breaking one of the unwritten rules of radio..... Going out with a listener. One of the DJs up here has met her before and said she was pretty good looking. She's in my 'age group' and we have talked on the phone. Anyway any help y'all could have will help me from making an ass out of myself. Something I don't really want to do.... LOL [​IMG]

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  2. Drewdog

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    Have a few shots before you go out....losen up a little....it helps me at least....just dont go over there drunk!

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  3. DaDakota

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    Wear comfortable shoes, it will help if you have to make a quick exit.

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    "Whisper the dirtiest thing you can think of in her ear, if she doesn't slap your face and walk away she's yours."

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  5. Kingrene

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    Get her one of those long sticks so she doesn't trip over curbs. Also, remember not to pass gas because she probably has a heightened sense of smell.

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    Remember -- you've got to clean the pipes [​IMG]

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  7. Robert Snyder

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    Well, supposedly we may go to a party, so I'm sure there will be beer-o-plenty. And I do know she's not blind.... so Kingrene's theory is shot to hell. She said she's about my height on the phone, and my friend described her as "down-to-earth and looks like she works out".

    The shoes thing is a good idea.

    Dean--- I may try your idea just for the hell of it. You know if it really works she may just pounce on me right away. LOL.

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  8. ROXRAN

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    Have fun Robert!

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  9. Kingrene

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    Robert, in all seriousness, dedicate the night to talking about her. Talk about her life, her dreams, her aspirations, and her philosophies. Listen intently, and show sincere interest. Everybody's favorite subject is themselves.

    Make sure you present yourself as stable and organized. Woman have evolved to crave a mate who can provide security. Women need to feel "safe" with a man for a relationship to occur.

    Tell her how attracted you are to her at the end of the night, and kiss her on the cheek goodbye. Tell her you want to see her again, and make sure you call her the next day.

    Now, go get 'em champ!

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    flog the dolphin before u go out!

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    Damn you Vengeance, that's what I was going to say...so all I'm left with is this picture...

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  12. DaDakota

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    Jeez KenGreen he might as well wear a shag shirt if he is going to act like a doormat.

    In all honesty, just be yourself, and have a good time.

    DaDakota

    Oh, one last thing...real mean wear the ribs on the inside !!

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  13. SmeggySmeg

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    Shag her Senseless [​IMG]

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    "Tell her her rump's as big as the queen's, and twice as fragrant."

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    Hey Robert,

    Completely off-topic, but I didn't know we had a radio guy here! I'm about to head to school for possibly that sort of career path. Ok if I send you an email with some questions?

    o0 (now to get back on topic...)
    Oh and, uh...Good Luck! heh...

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    Make her laugh, talk about herself and play side four of "Physical Graffiti" by Led Zeppelin. You are so there!

    -Elvis, who would advise you to use the "Swingers" principle and not call her back the next day...don't appear desperate man!

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  17. fadeaway

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    Be a real assh*le to her the entire night. Treat her like crap. She'll immediately fall head over heels in love with you.

    Seems to work for all the other assh*les.

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  18. hitman21

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    Yes, I agree, the assh*le routine is the way to go. Girls can't get enough of guys who treat them like ****.

    "I don't want you to be like the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be the guy in the rated R movie. The guy you're not sure if you like yet. You're a bad man, a bad man." -Swingers


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  19. mrpaige

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    That'll just get a bowl of soup thrown on his head.



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  20. mrpaige

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    Actually, that was Bill McNeal's idea.

    And it worked for Jimmy James.

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