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Any one lives in Chichago, and have "Maroon" Paper in Hand?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tch, Apr 1, 2003.

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  1. tch

    tch Member

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    Friend in Chichago told me, that paper use whole page said
    "Yao ming dies in traffic accident"

    How does this come?
     
    #1 tch, Apr 1, 2003
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    totally wrong, it was a plane crash.
     
    #2 Uprising, Apr 1, 2003
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    They both got it wrong! At mid-night the clock struck twelve and Yao Ming felt a strange twinge in the gut. He tried to get out of bed but his legs were splitting into two!He hit the floor thinking it could only be a nightmare when he realised he now had two mouthes. He double screamed for the family, who were in a deep sleep. They took ten mins. to get into his room, by this time Colin Pine had forced the door and was lamenting over the body of Yao Ming,he thaught he was dead, it looked as though it had been torn apart. The family were agast till they heard a deep voice from under the bed. It said "Pop I think i'm OK it just that there are two of me now " Collin and the family helped the two boys, twins believe it or not, out of the PJs and into Chineese Robes. Colin thaught to himself" now he will have his twin and I suppose this is the end of a short career". The two boys filled out quickly on a diet of Tony Romas Ribs and Chicken Pot Pie ( no peas). They has a great Carer sharing the Center position for the Houston Rockets.Two years later, Yao Ming #1 was the NBA defensive player of the Year and Yao Ming #2 was the NBA offensive player of the year.In the 4th. year of their contract they married twins from Shanghai.
     
    #3 Yetti, Apr 1, 2003
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    Yetti I never noticed that you had a . sence of humor till now The rockets could do with two Yao Mings. Go Rockets
     
    #4 Ying Yang, Apr 2, 2003
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    tch you are not funny:rolleyes:
     
    #5 blacksteel69, Apr 2, 2003
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