One day at kindergarten a Teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct." Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The Teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either." Finally, a little Jewish boy named Marvin raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin Come up here and I'll give you the $5." As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know, Marvin, since your're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ'." Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.
How can a woman make her husband scream while having sex? Call him and tell him where she is....... How can a man make his wife scream during sex? Well, he can't but if you wipe your dick on the curtains afterwards, it does the same thing.... DD
I burst out laughing when I read this one. Luckily I exited out of the screen when my gf came back here.
