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Any Good Jokes Floating Around?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Dec 31, 2005.

  1. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    One day at kindergarten a Teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
    "I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
    man who ever lived." A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It
    was St. Patrick." The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

    Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The
    Teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

    Finally, a little Jewish boy named Marvin raised his hand and said,
    "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right,
    Marvin Come up here and I'll give you the $5."

    As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know,
    Marvin, since your're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus
    Christ'." Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses,
    but business is business.
     
  2. Rule0001

    Rule0001 Contributing Member

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    hahaha Another example of Jews taking over the economy. :cool:

    [​IMG]
     
  3. thadeus

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    What's 8 inches long and white?


    Absolutely nothing.


    [file under: "Multiple Stereotypes Joke"]
     
  4. mateo

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    That "who got owned" thread is pretty much a joke.
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    This year's Houston Rockets?
     
  6. thadeus

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    Boo. :(
     
  7. micah1j

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    What is bad about being a pedophile? Going to bed early every night. :p
     
  8. Ender120

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    What's 18 inches long and makes women scream?




















    Crib death.
     
  9. Kam

    Kam Member

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    ouch

    terrible man, terrible.
     
  10. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    A guy walks into a bar and says....

    OUCH!
     
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    How can a woman make her husband scream while having sex?


    Call him and tell him where she is.......





    How can a man make his wife scream during sex?



    Well, he can't but if you wipe your dick on the curtains afterwards, it does the same thing....

    DD
     
  12. macalu

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    how do you make a woman orgasm?









    who cares.
     
  13. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    I burst out laughing when I read this one. Luckily I exited out of the screen when my gf came back here. :D
     
  14. Davidoff

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    Chuck Norris laughs at all these SO CALLED jokes..
     
  15. Kam

    Kam Member

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    those chuck norris jokes are so-so.

    i roundhouse kick chuck norris' book at the library.
     

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