Well, like most here, I've been particularly inspired by Yao Ming's play as of the last several games. As such, I took a few minutes to do a song parody of Johnny Rivers' classic "Secret Agent Man". Reformed Ming bashers should sing the loudest Rockets' Asian Man There's a man who used to be a stranger To every team he meets he's a game changer With every move he takes Another hoop he makes Odds are he'll do it again tomorrow Rockets' Asian Man, Rockets' Asian Man Eleven is your number and Yao Ming is your name Beware of the critics that you'll meet With IQ's less than the size of your feet Ah, they don't know what they say Most never even seen you play Odds are they'll kiss Kenny's "ass" tomorrow Rockets' Asian Man, Rockets' Asian Man Eleven is your number and Yao Ming is your name Rockets' Asian Man, Rockets' Asian Man Eleven is your number and Yao Ming is your name You're learning more and more every day Still you're better than most centers you have to play Oh no, you're not as good as Shaq But in a few years, payback! The odds are he won't want to play you tomorrow Rockets' Asian Man, Rockets' Asian Man Eleven is your number and Yao Ming is your name Rockets' Asian Man
Nice lyrics... I am impressed... without recording the song, the radio airwaves will still play Chance's song... which I think is still the best...
