Except, I think this one is kinda funny. A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune "One Texas soldier is better than ten Iraqi." The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Texan is better than one hundred Iraqi." Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Texan voice calls out again: "One Texan is better than one thousand Iraqi." The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire rings out as a terrible battle is fought....then silence. Eventually, one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send anymore men......it's a trap...there's two of them."
amen my brutha, when someone from another country asks me were im from i say texas instead of the usa. what can i say im a texan true and through.
