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[Another Brother] Be on the look out for a 5 year old heckler

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Castor27, Oct 19, 2010.

  1. Castor27

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    I wanted to share this story but not specifically with AB (I know he can relate though). My parents took my kids and my neice and nephew to Branson for the weekend. They had plans to see one specific show my parents wanted them to see. To make a long story short, due to an Amish funeral they were the beneficiaries of vouchers and tickets to 2 shows. The people giving them to them were total strangers but that is really another story.

    This story is about the second show they saw. It was one of those country music revue shows. More specifically a tribute to Merle Haggard. Both boys enjoyed the singing, but according to them and my parents, the comedian of the show was terrible. No one in the audience thought he was funny. About halfway through his routine my somewhat (okay very) impatient son decided to do something about the situation. He stands up and screams at the guy, from about 5 rows back. "Hey buddy, do you want a knuckle sandwich?" My mother, aghast, grabs him and covers is mouth before he can shout anything else. The comedian replied, "Well, you know you are bad when your mother has to grab you and cover your mouth." Still no laughter, and my mother said his tone was more than rude (which I would expect). After he said it, she let my 5 year old go and instead of sitting in his seat, he decided to finish his previous thought. He once again hollered "Do you want a knuckle sandwich, cause I'm about to make a delivery". The room erupted. Apparently the guy should have said "You know your bad, when a 5 year old is getting more laughs at your comedy show that you are".
     
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    5 years old screaming... Branson... old people. country revue shows...

    Hell?
     
  3. CrazyDave

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    Let's see....

    second hand free tickets to a Merle Haggard tribute concert due to an amish funeral with a breach of the terrible comedy show by a 5 year old.

    Something tells me it's not in anotherbrother's fans demographic.
     
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  4. Castor27

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    Actually, I think that is the level right above shopping at Hobby Lobby.
     
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    Where did the "I'm about to make a delivery" line come from?
     
  6. Castor27

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    I just asked him. It is from the movie G-Force which I have never seen.
     

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