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Anna Nicole Smith named worst dressed

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  1. Rockets34Legend

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    I thought Shakira looked hot in what she wore...but I guess the critics didn't like it....

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/01/07/leisure.worst.dressed.reut/index.html

    WORST DRESSED OF 2002
    1. Anna Nicole Smith
    2. Kelly Osbourne
    3. Shakira
    4. Cameron Diaz
    5. Princess Anne
    6. Anne Rice
    7. Donatella Versace
    8. Meg Ryan
    9. Christina Aguilera
    10. Pink

    LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Now we know why she made her living as a stripper -- her clothes were just too ugly to keep on.

    Fashion designer Mr. Blackwell named former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith on Tuesday as the worst dressed woman of 2002. She was followed closely by a bevy of pop singers including Christina Aguilera and Shakira, actresses like Meg Ryan and Cameron Diaz, Britain's Princess Anne and Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of British rocker Ozzy Osbourne.

    Mr. Blackwell said Smith topped his 43rd annual list because "Anna's fashion follies are the worst of the year ... don't bother with a new designer, Anna, just hire a structural engineer!"

    Smith, a Texas native who worked as a stripper when she met her late octogenarian husband, has been starring in her own TV reality series, which has been savaged by the critics for its inane content along with with a poor fashion sense.

    In second place on the Blackwell list was another star of a reality series, Kelly Osbourne. Mr. Blackwell described her as "A fright-wigged Baby Doll, stuck in a goth prom gown. Now we know what happened to Ozzy's hand-me-downs!"

    Named third was pop singer Shakira, whom Mr. Blackwell described as "overwrought and underdressed ... somebody should tell her those are probably Madonna's old clothes!"

    Film star Cameron Diaz nabbed fourth place, with Mr. Blackwell opining that she "looks like she was dressed by a color-blind circus clown." Britain's Princess Anne wound up in fifth place because: "Her Royal Dowager Drag is dreary, drab and dour."

    In sixth place was "Interview with a Vampire" author Anne Rice, whom Mr. Blackwell said "looks like a cross between Queen Victoria and the Vampire Lestat." He was not much nicer to designer Donatella Versace, saying she "resembles a flash-fried Venus, stuck in a Miami Strip Mall" and needs to "toss the peroxide once and for all."

    Actress Meg Ryan was eighth because Mr. Blackwell deemed her "a total fashion wreck" who "looks like a Swap-Meet Fashion Queen in Beverly Hills."

    A pair of pop stars, Christina Aguilera and Pink, finished ninth and 10th respectively, Aguilera because "her barely-there bimbo bombs wouldn't cover a gnat" and Pink because "Out of the blue, pops Pink, and I'm seeing red."

    In all, Mr. Blackwell said 2002 represented "not a pretty picture ... fashion flip-flopped all over the place."
     
  2. A-Train

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    Shakira should just not wear clothes at all. That way, she won't have to worry about appearing on any "worst dressed" lists...
     
  3. Rockets34Legend

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    Then she would just end up on my "best-dressed" list! :D
     
  4. EddieGriffin

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    I think Mr. Blackwell should STFU and let people wear what they want to wear. I'd hate it if somebody just took it upon themselves to tell me that my fashion sense sucked.
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

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    Wow A-Train, how did you get that special title?? :)
     
  6. pgabriel

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    And How!
     
  7. Free Agent

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    I don't care how Anna dresses just as long as she keeps her clothes on.
     
  8. drapg

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    In the spirit of RM95...

    3 hours since the mention of a not fully dressed Shakira and no pics?
     
  9. B-Bob

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  10. drapg

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    I said Shakira!

    Did she eat Shakira or something? :D
     
  11. AroundTheWorld

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    Just because YOU want to do that... ;)
     
  12. drapg

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    Mmmmm... Shakira.
     
  13. Smokey

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    You must admit female pop stars show skin like whores off the stage. Doesn't mean they're whores, but Mr. Blackwell doesn't like it.
     
  14. Sonny

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    How did she go from

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    to that?



    Damn! Someone please let some air out of that blimp! :)
     
  15. drapg

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    too many burritos like Ozzy?
     
  16. BlastOff

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    You think that's bad, I am guilty of occassionally watching her show on E!. I love how she just doesn't seem to give a crap about anything.

    She clearly knows that she is being exploited. I guess it's okay as long as she profits from it. :confused:
     
  17. Sonny

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    Yeah my wife likes that show - it's kinda crazy. I like the flaming fashion designer and Anna's toothless cousin. She has to be on drugs. She lays around all day eating doughnuts and chocolate milk.
     
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    Call me a dummy but it's one of my favorite shows. I'm torn between feeling sorry for and applauding her. If she is nothing else...she is interesting.
     
  19. peleincubus

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    Anna Nicole Smith once served me fried chicken in Mexia, Texas. That of course was before she became whatever she is now.
     
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    :D
     

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