It must be baseball season. Anna Benson is talking again. http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php#1 Anna again discussed her and Kris' voracious sex life. The last time she was on, she talked about how they can't keep their hands off each other and have had sex at or near many of the major ballparks throughout the country. This time she talked about how she likes to walk around the house in sexy outfits for Kris. She said she likes to turn on her husband by being seductive and she hardly ever turns him down for sex when he asks. Anna said that she and Kris usually only have sex once per session but that's enough to satisfy her. Howard wondered how long the sex sessions lasted; she answered, "not long, usually about 45 minutes." Howard and crew were shocked by that and were sure that included foreplay but she said no, that did not include foreplay. Howard wanted to know how her husband could do that and said that his all time best personal record was 3.4 minutes.
From her FHM interview. http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/297/Default.asp?area=&id=297&page=1 Is Shea Stadium the worst place to have sex? We haven’t had sex at Shea yet. We’ve done Three Rivers, PNC Park and the Pirates’ spring-training camp. We really like the highway. Kris’s two-seat Ferrari is small quarters for sex, but there’s other stuff to do. I think all couples do things like that; they just don’t talk about it. Has he ever gone Bull Durham and worn your underwear? No, but for Christmas, I gave him pictures of me naked in his jersey. He was thrilled. Any guy who gets naked pictures from his girl will lose it. Baseball has the hottest uniforms. I love their tight pants. How exciting is the actual game? Three and a half hours a day, for 162 days, of ****ing baseball is a lot of boredom. There’s nothing to do, so I come up with fantasies. Owning a team would be fun. I’d have rules about cheating on your wife because that’s out of control. One, they wouldn’t be going out and getting hammered every night. Two, I’d allow wives on road trips so players aren’t chasing ass all night. And I’d always be in the locker room. If I’m paying them millions to play for me, I should be able to watch them walk around naked. I don’t think they’d object. Men will show that thing to anybody. Who would be the first players you traded for? Mark Mulder, Rickie Sexton, Barry Zito, Jeff Weaver—he’s a cutie pie. How close are you to the other wives? We don’t have slumber parties. I don’t even know any of the Mets wives yet. Wives never get the credit we deserve. Baseball should worship us for what we do for their talent. When Kris had Tommy John surgery, he couldn’t move his arms for a week. Every time he went to the bathroom, I had to help him. Plus, he couldn’t hold down his pain medication. We were flying home from the hospital and we had to squeeze into the plane’s bathroom together so I could stick suppositories up his ass to keep him from throwing up. How did you celebrate his return? I probably got hammered. I’m usually hammered anyway. If he’s doing well after two innings, I just party. Kris gets so pissed after every game because he’ll come get me and I’m wasted. I won’t even know who won.
There are lines even I have to draw. Is there any woman you would do this for? If this was the only way to complete the transaction?
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If anyone heard this show, then they were ragging on Carlos Beltran's wife pretty good...like she was the opposite of Anna in the looks department or something. I dunno. I've never seen his wife.
did she used to be a hooker or something? she said something about kris "saving her" from her previous lifestyle or something in an interview with some magazine.... also... how are you naked in a jersey?
