[Angry Video Game Nerd]-Atari p*rn

Those guys had big pixels.

 

I recently watched all the AVGN videos including this one. I knew about Custer's Last Stand but was unaware of these other games existed. Very disturbing.

 

hah!!

 

Awesome, I wish the Xbox and PS3 were more open systems.

 

WOW.

Holy crap.

That was terrible.

I'm just laughing at the plot of the games.

 

I think the instruction booklet for Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em is what really got me.

 

I can't get enough of that nerd.

 

the spiderman video game review was hilarious

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Opie and Anthony played some of these on their show. They were cracking up.

 

I love that angry guy. BUT every one of us knew about the Custer's Revenge back when Atari was out.

It even got crazier. Many of y'all aren't aware of this, but before Nintendo, most of us invested in Apple IIe games.

Such as Karateka:

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Or the original "Lode Runner" (I swear, I made over 30 different runs when I was 12-13 years old. One of the first games to allow you to create your own stage.) Sadly, they are all on a floppy Apple II disk now, and will never be recovered.

Still, this was an awesome game for its time.

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My favorite was the series he did on the old Ghostbusters game.

 

hahaha. Thats pretty ****ed up. Although, I dont think he points it out but all of those games were made by the same company. It's not like it was an epidemic, the same company just kept producing that crap. Still, pretty crazy to see.