4TH ANNUAL CLUTCH AWARDS CEREMONY In the ironic side of the Clutch Awards... our first award tonight goes to.... kidrock8 in the category "Best Non-Rocket Fan Poster" Runner up - NYKRule Sources close to me have indicated Doc Rocket may or may have not been named "Best Info Source" Runner up - Clutch In the "Most Improved Poster" category, Ex-Sonic Dale Ellis presents to award to Antisonic Runner up - Mulder For "Most Underrated Poster" Matt Bullard plants sloppy kiss on Codell Runner up - Drexlerfan22 Rookie of the year... Morpheus... err OmegaSupreme Runner up - Trader_Jorge Female Poster of the year Give me an M! Give me a R! Give me an S! Mrs. JB Runner up - windandsea Admin of the year - Close, Close, Close to close to call, fitting since they all are great Clutch and Dr Of Dunk Runner up - Jeff Funniest Poster, This is a real joke of an award A-Train Runner up - B-Bob with all due respect to Vida's G String - "Thread of the Year" MacBeth's Would you date a Pornstar? Runner up - A Doc Rocket thread and now the big ones Best Rockets Forum Poster - heypartner Runner up - DaDakota Best Hangout Forum Poster - MacBeth Runner up - MadMax and finally... Poster of the Year MACBETH Runner up - Jeff Congratulations to all the winners!
DoD for admin of the year? Oh man...with all those auto-kick scripts and his Hitler-ish stance toward non-game talk in the chat. Yes, he keeps it straight, though. His tactics are questionable, however. Hehe... Okay, what are the positives again? DoD...what have you done to win admin of the year? Those who voted chime in. Just curious. I guess I do respect him as an admin. That doesn't mean I always have to like it and how it is dissed out. I recall my very disappointing experience with one of his auto-kick scripts in rockets chat. I accidentally typed a very reasonable number of uppercase characters, like "WOOOHOOO!!!" when we scored, twice during a game. I got auto-kicked/banned and it took myself tracking DoD down(while inconveniencing rockHEAD I might add(lol)) for awhile via e-mail to get myself re-instated. Then, my mIRC went haywire at that time and wouldn't let me into the rocket chat at all...like I was still banned in some way even after DoD unbanned me. I even tried re-installing mIRC and it still doesn't work. Now, I have to use the Java applet chat. Whoopie. In other words, I had a bad experience. Surf P.S. Please don't do any bad admin things to me over this. It's a fair question and it was asked as 95% joke/5% serious . Plus, DoD and I go way back. We're cool. Hehe....(Surfguy crosses fingers)
::yanks the award from Ellis' hand and knocks him over the head with it:: Yay! Five years and finally a Clutchie! I'd like to thank the academy for this. I have invited my fellow most improved nominees on the stage, and we would like to — they're here in solidarity with me because we like nonfiction. We like nonfiction and we live in fictitious times. We live in a time where we have fictitious election results that elect a... wait a minute, isn't this the "you used to suck" award? Thanks for the votes guys!
holy crap. thanks for noticing me for all of those who voted. too bad people think that i'm a dork in person. oh well. have a nice memorial day weekend. by the way... THIS IS MY 400TH POST!!!! I AM A SENIOR NOW!!!! (i still get the award even if i turned senior, right?)
Thanks everyone, and congratulations to everyone on the list....BTW, does this mean I have to share a dance with Heypartner?
Ahhh...these things are rigged. They're all about politics now, what happened happened to the good old days? Ooops, I'm thinking of the Academy Awards. My mistake...
The real question, of course, lies in which Clutchie winner will follow Cuba Gooding Jr and commit completely mind boggling career suicide.
Well, this is definitely better than my Grammy award, but still not as cool as my award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence. I would like to thank everyone here that laughs at my jokes. A lot of people I know laugh at me, but it usually ISN'T when I tell a joke. I would mostly like to thank the elements of carbon and hydrogen. When you put one carbon atom together with four hydrogen atoms, you get the gas methane, which is probably the basis for all comedy. Anybody that tells you they've never laughed at a fart or a fart joke is just lyin' to you... Finally, I'd like to leave with a joke from the Steven Spielberg classic, Catch Me If You Can... Knock Knock Who's there? Go F*CK yourself!!
Most underrated poster? I don't know what to say. On behalf of our moderators, Jeff and Clutch from Austin, I'd like to thank the BBS for this. I have invited my fellow Most Underrated Poster nominees on the stage with us, and we would like to - they're here in solidarity with me because we like nonfiction. We like nonfiction and we live in fictitious times. We live in the time where we have fictitious owners that fire coaches who deserve better. We live in a time where we have a man asking us to buy season tickets to the new arena for fictitious reasons. Whether it's the fictition of firing coaches or fictition that animal's have rights, we are against this firing, Mr. Alexander. Shame on you, Mr. Alexander, shame on you. And any time you got the Clutchcity.net BBS and Fran Blinebury against you, your time is up. Thank you very much.
codell -- what a disgraceful acceptance speech. From now own, I'm boycotting all of your future posts.
