An old man lived alone in Palestine. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in an Israeli prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen Israeli soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was, "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. This is the best I can do for you at this time."
Thi is actually an old joke. I first heard it in the context of the FBI doing it to some 60's hippie (who had written to his wife).
Dude you are a sick ass b*stard. Making fun of some poor people might seem funny to you, but how would you feel if you were in there position. I hope you go to hell!
Let me preface with there is no political agenda in telling the joke...it's just kinda funny. The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Chairman Arafat at the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story. Arafat replies, "Of course." The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold,a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing -- including Moses. When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing. "Who took my clothes?" Moses asked those around him. "It was the Palestinians," replied the Israelites--" "Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!" "All right," replies the Prime Minister, "Now that we've got that settled, let's begin our negotiations."
