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An alternative to Viagra for those of you who can't afford the magical blue pill

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html

    Pencil in penis backfires

    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

    Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

    So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

    Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

    Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

    "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Feb 13, 2006
  2. pirc1

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    How the hell you stick a pencil inside?? Doesn't it hurt like crazy?? :confused:
     
    #2 pirc1, Feb 13, 2006
  3. Master Baiter

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    Daddy loves sex. A LOT. but not enough to stick anything in my pecker. I'd just become a monk or something.

    EDIT:
    I AM NOT ADVOCATING SEX TO THE CHILDREN!!
     
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  4. Falcons Talon

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    Check out the pencil he used...
    [​IMG]
     
    #4 Falcons Talon, Feb 13, 2006
  5. SwoLy-D

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    How the hell you quote the entire article inside your post?? Doesn't it bog down the server like crazy?? :D

    Uhhh... we know to whom you're responding, since you're the first one responding... no need to include the very FIRST post in your reply. :p

    Wonder what kind of sex it was. :confused:
    Or:
    Tupic came home saying: "How do you want it? How do you feel? Coming up like a n*gg* in a sex game, living in the fast lane, mighty real... Tell me is it cool to f*ck ? You think I come to talk am I a fool or what ? Positions on tha floor... it's like erotic... ironic"
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Feb 13, 2006
  6. AntiSonic

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    That guy must be packing some serious heat. Not only for having a urethra large enough to accomodate anything, but for having something big enough to be effective in a flaccid state.
     
    #6 AntiSonic, Feb 13, 2006
  7. Vengeance

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    ROFL, I thought I was the only one who read it as Tupac at first :)
     
    #7 Vengeance, Feb 13, 2006
  8. Xenochimera

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    i would like a demostration to see how this is possible.
     
    #8 Xenochimera, Feb 13, 2006
  9. Master Baiter

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    Count me out on the demo. No forking way I want to see that.
     
    #9 Master Baiter, Feb 13, 2006
  10. MoBalls

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    So did he tag that a$$? get it....huh....get it

    I wonder what lead him to do that....LOL.....oh my stomach hurts!
     
    #10 MoBalls, Feb 13, 2006
  11. thadeus

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    Things Xenochimera Says He Hates, But Secretly Enjoys??
     
    #11 thadeus, Feb 13, 2006
  12. No Worries

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    I wonder what this guy would say about that

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 No Worries, Feb 13, 2006
  13. 3814

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    :confused: :confused: :confused:
    maybe if you stuffed 5 of them in...

    ...how the hell does one pencil fill the firehose?
     
    #13 3814, Feb 13, 2006
  14. Ender120

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    You have a very large urethra, my friend.
     
    #14 Ender120, Feb 13, 2006
  15. v3.0

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    Or an actual firehose attached to the groin, he didn't specify.
     
    #15 v3.0, Feb 13, 2006
  16. Bobblehead

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    I did the same thing...here is a picture of the pencil I have to use.....

    [​IMG]

    HA! HA!
     
    #16 Bobblehead, Feb 13, 2006
  17. v3.0

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    Soooo, are you trying to say you're a midget? :confused: ;)
     
    #17 v3.0, Feb 13, 2006
  18. droxford

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    Re-defining the term "pencil dick"
     
    #18 droxford, Feb 13, 2006
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