http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020613/ap_wo_en_po/us_man_attacked_1 Woman accused of cutting off man's buttocks, leaving him near death on rural Ala. road Thu Jun 13, 5:35 PM ET By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday. The injuries were so severe investigators initially believed the victim was sexually tortured and dragged behind a car in a possible hate crime. The man has not fully described what happened to police, but they said they believe his girlfriend acted alone. She was arrested Wednesday and charged with attempted murder. "The gruesome nature of the injuries is almost mind-boggling," said District Attorney Chris McCool. "With the trauma of the attack, how do you talk about that?" Kimberly King, 26, of Aliceville was jailed without bail. "This ain't right," she told a TV news crew as she was arrested. King did not yet have a lawyer Thursday. King and her boyfriend had been at a bar in Mississippi late Saturday or early Sunday, McCool said. They left separately after an argument. Police said she pulled up behind his vehicle on an isolated highway near Aliceville, and began stabbing him with a large knife. When he fell, "she got down on him and just started cutting," McCool said. The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home. He remained hospitalized Thursday. Aliceville is about 80 miles (130 kilometers) southwest of Birmingham.
This man originally told the cops that he was attacked by racists and dragged behind a car, but he later recanted his story. Why has the AP decided to change the facts of the story? Sheesh, this is political correctness at its' worst.
He should be thankful that he fell face-down. And how the hell did he drive nine miles with no butt to sit on?
At the bar: Kimberly: Rodney, sugar pie. Pleeeeeze, go over there to that there bar and git me a beer. Rodney: Go git yer own damn beer ya damn pain in the ass! Kimberly: Pain in the ass? Pain in the ass?!! You want a pain in the ass?! I'll give ya a pain in the ass ya son of a biyatch! The rest is history.
Major, I was sure that this post was tips for people going to jail, guess I was wrong. For some reason this reminds me of "Hannibal" when Ray Liotta is eating his own brain... "Sliced buttocks Clarise?"
When my wife is bugging me, I sometimes tell her I'm going to surgically remove her butt if she doesn't quit. Don't ask me how I came to respond with that particular response, but now I know it's at least possible.
