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Alston Powers!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by richirich, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. richirich

    richirich Member

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    Rocketa Fanestra:
    OOOOOH Babee! Remember when I asked you "Lower Babee!" ?? Now can I have it longer? Pleeaaze?

    Alston Rocket Powers:
    But babee, I'm already giving you 22!! I don't want to hurt you.

    Rocketa Fanestra:
    Oh Alston, please just give me a little more. Pleeaaze! Can you give me 23?

    Alston Rocket Powers:
    Babee, I have to rest. So let's try for 23 tomorrow night, OK?

    Rocketa Fanestra:
    Oh Alston, I can't wait!
     
    #1 richirich, Mar 17, 2008
  2. yaofor3

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    what the heck is that! :confused:
     
    #2 yaofor3, Mar 17, 2008
  3. Tom Bombadillo

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    Haha, nice post, I like it......
     
    #3 Tom Bombadillo, Mar 17, 2008
  4. Untraceable

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    we are going to be calling him "Austin Showers "when we play utah because D-will is gonna be raining jumpers all over the court
     
    #4 Untraceable, Mar 17, 2008
  5. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    Most surreal thread ever.
     
    #5 Jeff, Mar 17, 2008
  6. jboslett

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    Dude, that was weird.
     
    #6 jboslett, Mar 17, 2008
  7. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Somehow, I feel dirty. Like I got some kind of bizarre glimpse into this guys fantasy life.
     
    #7 Williamson, Mar 17, 2008
  8. conquistador#11

    conquistador#11 Member

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    as long as no one steals his Mojo!
     
    #8 conquistador#11, Mar 17, 2008
  9. Rockza

    Rockza Rookie

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    in this winning streak everything is hilarious!
     
    #9 Rockza, Mar 17, 2008
  10. Cohen

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    Sounds like a porno star not that I know any of their names
     
    #10 Cohen, Mar 17, 2008
  11. FFz

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    Awesome lol! Who's shagging alston?
     
    #11 FFz, Mar 17, 2008
  12. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    Yeah! Just like Jason Terry did in the second half of that Mavs game!
     
    #12 topfive, Mar 18, 2008
  13. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    i'm confused...

    so...

    GO ROCKETS!!!
     
    #13 smoothie, Mar 18, 2008
  14. BrownBeast99

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    lol. weird thread.
     
    #14 BrownBeast99, Mar 18, 2008
  15. Water Boy

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    I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
     
    #15 Water Boy, Mar 18, 2008
  16. SuperStar

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    At least do some bad photoshopping if youre doing play on words from Austin Powers.
     
    #16 SuperStar, Mar 18, 2008
  17. Invisible Fan

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    Sura falls in faint.
     
    #17 Invisible Fan, Mar 18, 2008
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    it's a MAN, baby, YeaHHHH!
     
    #18 across110thstreet, Mar 18, 2008
  19. JD2010

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    [​IMG]
     
    #19 JD2010, Mar 18, 2008
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