Shaq: "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk?" Kobe: "I wish I knew how to quit you."
Shaq waits for Kobe to squirt a basketball from his butt. or Seconds later, Shaq is ejected for a reach in foul.
KOBE: "Ya see, Shaq! I am the one that carried you to all those championships and I'll carry you again!" Disclaimer: The above is not the actual opinion of this poster. It is, however, about 99.99325% probably the opinion of Mr. Bryant.