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All hail VIDA! She's baaaaaack. And I do mean BACK!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Jul 26, 2004.

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  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    You guys owe me for this one. I suggest you RUN down to the store and buy the lasest issue of SMOOTH magazine. It makes her FHM spread look like a kindergarten book.

    http://www.smoothmag.com/

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    Vida Loca
    THE BOOTY THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND PHOTO SHOOTS SAVED HER BEST FOR SMOOTH

    BY SEAN CUMMINGS
    PHOTOGRAPHED BY GARTH AIKENS

    Two years ago, the ex-boyfriend of our Latin cover sensation Vida submitted her pictures to a men’s magazine on a whim. It came as a total surprise to her (but not to us) that this one simple act led to countless photo shoots, movie offers, music video appearances, her highly successful website, vidasworld.com, and dozens of personal appearances, not to mention her own calendar, available later this year. In light of all this success, leave it to our fearless editorial director to ask her questions that have nothing to do with all her newfound fame and fortune.

    Of course, the question we’ve been dying to ask you is: are you all-natural?
    No, I have fake boobs.

    Are you serious? When did you get fake boobs? They look real to us.
    I got them done in 2000. They grew really big when I was on birth control, and then they started to go down when I stopped, so I got them done. But they’re not that much different. I got them to fit my body because my butt used to be bigger.

    Your a$$ used to be fatter than it is now? Do you have pictures?
    | I don’t know. I would have to look.

    Here’s a card with my P.O. box when you find them. What cup size are you right now?
    A full C. I was a full B before.

    Do you ever think about making them bigger? D or maybe DD?
    No, I don’t want them bigger.

    So what are your exact measurements for those readers who want to buy you lingerie?
    34C-25-38.

    What do you think makes Latin girls so damn hot?
    I think it’s that we come in all shapes and sizes. Not just Latin women, but all ethnic women.

    Where are you from?
    I was born in Cuba. I left when I was six and now we live in Perth Amboy, NJ.

    As far as doing videos and working in the music industry, have you had any strange sexual encounters with celebrities?
    Well, I go to parties and functions, and I do meet a lot of celebrities but no, I haven’t gotten busy with any of them. I’ve been rumored to have slept with Jeremey Shockey of the New York Giants, but I want to clear all of that up. It’s not true.
     
    #1 Faos, Jul 26, 2004
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    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    Daddy like!!!
     
    #2 plcmts17, Jul 26, 2004
  3. DanzelKun

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    Somebody pick this up and get that scanner working! Don't make me ask twice! :eek:
     
    #3 DanzelKun, Jul 26, 2004
  4. rockHEAD

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    Too bad for Shockey! LOL
     
    #4 rockHEAD, Jul 26, 2004
  5. m_cable

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    My, my, my. She's certainly an ass with the mass.
     
    #5 m_cable, Jul 26, 2004
  6. SWTsig

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    that photo is f*ckin awesome!

    greatest a$$ ever.
     
    #6 SWTsig, Jul 26, 2004
  7. macalu

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    man oh man, to be at the top of that bellcurve!
     
    #7 macalu, Jul 26, 2004
  8. codell

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    I don't think there will be a need to go to my cancer screening next week.
     
    #8 codell, Jul 26, 2004
  9. Faos

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    I've seen the photos.
    And I have to admit I don't think they would be suitable here.

    Too hot.
     
    #9 Faos, Jul 26, 2004
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    it'll be all over the net soon anyways...patience
     
    #10 KaiSeR SoZe, Jul 26, 2004
  11. Faos

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    #11 Faos, Jul 26, 2004
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Oh my god!



    she looks a little different though.


    !!!!
     
    #12 Kam, Jul 26, 2004
  13. Kam

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    Holy ****. I clicked on that link


    I am cancer free for just looking at that.
     
    #13 Kam, Jul 26, 2004
  14. JeeberD

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    I guess I'm the only one who thinks she's not all that hot...
     
    #14 JeeberD, Jul 26, 2004
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    Hey Drewdog,

    you still the official sponsor of Vida's bicycle seat? :)
     
    #15 JBIIRockets, Jul 26, 2004
  16. moestavern19

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    Holy b**** Christ.
     
    #16 moestavern19, Jul 27, 2004
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    i wonder how good at ass is in real life.

    you know they do so much to them in these photo shoots.

    1. they make sure it's tanned and oiled up
    2. adjust for pose and lighting
    3. add mascara to bottom to create extra sense of depth
    4. photo retouch
     
    #17 yipengzhao, Jul 27, 2004
  18. moestavern19

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    Someday I'll tell my children I was alive when Vida's ass was the best thing given to mankind.






    Oh what the hell...




    i'll just tell them now since they're all over my keyboard.
     
    #18 moestavern19, Jul 27, 2004
  19. DanzelKun

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    Yes, you are.
    And in fact, I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your Man Card now.
     
    #19 DanzelKun, Jul 27, 2004
  20. DanHiggsBeard

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    butterface
     
    #20 DanHiggsBeard, Jul 27, 2004
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