http://woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=E861C599-C3BD-4465-A3DF-A9AD672D6908 It is the Mile High Club, and now an area business is trying to cash-in on sex in the skies. The service is so controversial one nearby airport has already declined to have it. San Antonio Air Tours is promoting sex on airplanes. “When you say the Mile High Club, you don't have to explain it to anyone,” Phillip Carroll with San Antonio Air Tours said. On the plane for the tour, there is a mattress behind the pilot’s seat and a curtain separating you from the pilot. “They can get a nice romantic flight, and they can do whatever they like in a private cabin,” Carroll said. But not everyone likes the idea. “It's not at all what we would have in mind and not what we want,” Castroville City Manager Jack Yates said. Officials at Castroville's municipal airport said they do not want Mile High Club activities originating from their strip. “We're a family-oriented airport,” Yates said. “We don't want to do business anywhere the business isn't wanted,” Carroll said. Carroll said some flights originate out of San Antonio's Stinson Airfield, a city-owned airport. “We do have some latitude at the airport itself, but once the plane takes off it's really an FAA issue,” city spokesman David Hebert said. Pending guidance from government officials, the city has not yet expressed an opinion about Carroll's business, but a Stinson airport manager has removed brochures from a lobby area. The FAA is expected to make a decision on this subject within the next few weeks. The cost of a Mile High Club flight is $250 a couple.
Wouldn't this just contribute to making families. If you have sex in Denver does that make you a member of the Mile High Club?
Isn't this pointless though. I mean, the thrill of sex on a plane isn't that you are having sex while flying, it's that you aren't supposed to. There are strangers all around, you have to be sneaky, the danger of being caught, etc. These are the things that make the experience what it is.
Pointless, maybe, but I wouldn;t pass up the opportunity to score anywhere. If you're gonna go on a trip anyways...
I agree! Where's the fun of the mile high club if you don't get to have sex in a tiny bathroom that's barely big enough for one person, let alone two.
Now, does this really happen so often as everyone thinks? I don't know how you would get two people in there, let alone get them undressed... they must be very tiny people. Besides, who wants to do that in a lavatory... gross. As for the Mile-High service, these things have been done... but it's kind of gross to imagine how it must be for the pilot, knowing what was going on behind that curtain. (And I'd want to have a) a lot more separating us than just a curtain, and b) some situation in which everyone didn't know we were carrying on back there.) Finally, I don't know for sure, but I doubt it would feel a whole lot different up there than down on the bed. Isn't it a lot to pay $250 for sex (and that doesn't even include the cost of the partner )? If you want turbulence, invest in a waterbed that you can use anytime - and without everyone knowing what you're doing and when.
May I have this dance? Darlin', it appears 2 me That U could use a date tonight A body that'll do U right Tell me -- Am I qualified? [I say?] Baby, I know it's hard 2 believe But this body here is free tonight Your very own first class flight My plane's parked right outside, baby Don't U wanna go 4 a ride? (yeah) I'm an international lover, yeah that's right Let me take U 'round the world I'll buy U diamonds and pearls Only if you're good girl Darlin', I know it's been a long time Since you've been satisfied I can tell by the look in your eyes U need it real bad (real bad), U need it so bad, so bad (real bad) Baby, maybe if you're good girl I'll introduce U 2 my ride Don't U wanna come inside? C'mon baby, I won't fly 2 fast, I've got so-- (C'mon baby, I won't fly 2 fast, I've got so much class) (International lover) that's right baby Let me take U 'round the world, yeahyeah (I'll buy U diamonds and pearls) I will buy U diamonds and pearls, baby (Only if you're good girl) Gotta be good, U gotta be good, yeah, yeah, please Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking. U r flying aboard the Seduction 747 And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure I will automatically drop down 2 apply more 2 activate the flow of excitement Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally In the event there is overexcitement Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign I anticipate a few turbulence along the way We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips Into the upright and locked position 4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it? Yeah { Let me take it around } { Let it all hang out } yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Welcome 2 Satisfaction Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop Thank U 4 flying Prince International Remember, next time U fly, fly the International Lover
Here's a business idea. The Mile Down Club Howabout getting a submarine, take out the bunks and replace with water beds and charge $1,000 a couple to go down so couples can have sex under the sea. I'm guessing that some of those old soviet subs could be picked up fairly cheap along with the crews.
