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AFC South; my rankings by position

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by PhiSlammaJamma, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    QB:
    1. Colts - Manning Hasn't rushed for 38 yards or TD in several years
    2. Titans - McNair - team is crumbling around him
    3. Texans - Carr Needs to unleash his arm
    4. Jaguars - Sandwich

    RB.
    1. Colts - James Missed 15 games from '01 through '03.
    2. Texans - D. Davis is a Strong, darting runner
    3. Jaguars - Taylor, When healthy, he's an explosive runner
    4. Titans - Brown, Ha chew, broken arm.

    WR
    1. Colts - Harrison Had fewest receptions and yards in six seasons
    2. Titans - Bennett Possesses deceptive speed
    3. Texans - A. Johnson is big, strong and fast.
    4. Jaguars - Jimmy Smith is a has been

    TE
    1. Colts - Clark Had five games of 80 yards or one touchdown last year.
    2. Titans - Troupe played on the tennis team during his sophomore year
    3. Texans - Billy miller beat Dallas
    4. Jaguars - Wrighster who?

    Guard:
    1. Titans - Hopkins is considered short and undersized
    2. Texans - Pitts Didn’t play football until he walked on at SDSU
    3. Jaguars - Mauwai - Pancake city
    4. Colts - Iorio - cookie

    Center:
    1. Colts - Saturday makes as many line calls as Peyton Manning
    2. Texans - McKinney Married to Tiffany, couple lives in Friendswood
    3. Titans - Hartwig tried his hand in spear fishing for the first time
    4. Jaguars - Meester - no team in Meester

    Tackle:
    1. Colts - Glenn Does a great job protecting Peyton Manning's backside.
    2. Texans - Wade, Mammoth tackle who helped solidify the right side
    3. Titans - Olson is worthy of Pro Bowl consideration
    4. Jaguars - Salaami - on Rye

    End
    1. Colts - Freeney keeps his body low so there's little for an o-man to block
    2. Texans - Robaire Smith explosive off the snap; also protects his ground
    3. Titans - Laboy worked out w/ linebacker Bill Romanowski....
    4. Jaguars - Hayward - nice player on edg

    Tackle
    1. Jaguars - Henderson the guy had 98 tackles
    2. Titans - Haynesworth - size, strength and marvelous athleticism.
    3. Colts - Williams - speed
    4. Texans - Johnson majored in sociology

    Inside LB
    1. Jaguars - Mike Peterson - a machine
    2. Titans - Calmus A rangy and instinctive middle linebacker
    3. Texans - Wong hasn’t missed a start as a Texan
    4. Colts - Morris - filling in for the traitor

    Outside LB
    1. Titans - Bulluck, One scout rated him as the top linebacker, inside or out,
    2. Texans - Greenwood possesses tremendous coverage skills
    3. Colts - June - July - August
    4. Jaguars - Ayodele - hee who.

    Corner
    1. Texans - Robinson has great ball skills and rarely is beaten.
    2. Colts - Jackson/Harper - sounds like second hand wr combo
    3. Titans - Pac Man - Vandelism?
    4. Jaguars - Cousin - My american

    Safety
    1. Jaguars - Darius is a big hitter
    2. Titans - Thompson is referred to as Eric Benet
    3. Texans - Coleman has 24 career INTs
    4. Colts - Doss - e ey.

    Kicker:
    1. Colts - Vander jack off the Idiot kicker
    2. Texans - Brown has hit four game-winners for the Texans
    3. Titans - Kimrin who?
    4. Jaguars - Marlar who?

    FB:
    1. Jaguars - Fuatmatu - god bless you
    2. Titans - Fleming ran the fastest 40-yard dash (4.62) at the NFL Combine
    3. Colts - Mungro - miracle
    4. Texans - Norris saw action in three games at tight end as a redshirt

    Punter:
    1. Colts - H. Smith hits nothing but net
    2. Titans - Hentrich is one of the most valuable field-position weapons in NFL
    3. Texans - Stanley leads all NFL punters since 2002 in placing punts inside the 20
    4. Jaguars - Hanson - mmmmm bop.

    Returners:
    1.Jacksonville - Teofield -
    2. Texans - Moses - Parts the red sea
    3. Titans - Pac - Man - looking for more prison time
    4. Colts - Rhodes - tuffy.

    Total:
    Colts (36) 13-3
    Titans (40) 9-7
    Texans (43) 8-8
    Jaguars (51) 4-12
     
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    No way Bennett is better than Andre.
     
  3. halfbreed

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    I thought we cut Moses.
     
  4. MadMax

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    I'd take Johnson over any of them...even Harrison. Johnson with Manning and that offense would be ridiculous.
     
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  5. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Johnson>Bennet but I would take Chris Brown over Dominick Davis, and Fred Taylor over both of them. Considering all three are injury prone, Taylor is definitely the most talented.

    I really don't have a problem with your other ratings.
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    You forgot:

    Coaching:

    Hou- Must FINALLY find a way to complete a pass to a wide receiver (for more than 3 yards) against the DREADED Cover 2.

    Seriously, are we the only team in the league that has NO CLUE on how to combat the Cover 2? That can't happen this year if we want to make the playoffs.
     
  7. Lil Francis

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    Titans 9 wins????????? With what????? :eek: They might be the worst team in the AFC.

    Bennett better than Johnson and Smith? Don't think so.
     
  8. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    QB

    I drop McNair to last because of injury concerns.

    RB.

    I drop all the guys to last because of injury concerns.

    WR

    I switch 2 and 3.

    TE

    3 and 4 should be tied for last.

    Outside LB

    Greenwood will be inside LB for Texans. Peek and Babin will most likely start as the OLBs.
     
  9. flamingmoe

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    wow, are you watching the same NFL as I am?

    the Titans will be one the the worst teams in the AFC this year

    1. Colts (12-4)
    2. Texans (9-7)
    3. Jags (8-8)
    4. Titans (5-11)
     
  10. Gene the PIG

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    One thing's for sure, the Titans are slipping fast. No way they are over .500. They could easily be last place. I think most of our season depends on if Carr is finally gonna break out or not. Carr and AJ need to work on some 40 yard bombs. Maybe give him a Randy ratio or something similiar. I don't think we utilize him enough. He gets all his yards after his catches.
     
  12. shsu33

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    If the Titans even win 5 games I'll be surprised, but 9! R U Kidding. Dallas and the Titans will suck while the Texans are suppose to have a coming out year, this could be a great season.
     
  13. MadMax

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    unfortunately, i think dallas will be good.
     
  14. NJRocket

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    Off topic....but does anyone know when Texans season tix get sent out?
     
  15. Gene the PIG

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    The Oilers will win 7!!!

    Yes, you heard me ... 7!

    They had plenty of younglings play last year & they're getting Sirmon back. Zack Piller on the O-line, the unproven but potentially great Calico ... & a few other other banged up guys that I forget. Most of the dead wood that they released this offseason didn't play last year anyhoo.

    & Fisher is a great coach. He won't let those guys suck.

    The Oilers had injuries last year, & will REBOUND, my friends ... rebound to win 7 games.


    The only guy I'll really miss is D Mase.

    Oh, I forgot ... in less than TWO years, Ben Troupe will be a household name. (That means Pro Bowl)

    So there! :p

    GO OILERS!
     
  16. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I think if you look at the Titans realistically, the 2nd string played all of last year, so they are going to dramatically improve. Everything they lost in free agency has been replaced by equal
    talent over the past two years:

    George - Brown
    Wychek - Troupe
    K Dyson - Bennett
    Mason - Calico
    Rolle - Pac Man
    A Dyson - Woolfolk
    Godfrey - Bulluck
    Kearse - ?
    R. Smith - ?
    Anderson - ?

    Young, but talented. They should be aw-right with McNair at the helm for 16 games.
     
  17. Gene the PIG

    Gene the PIG Member

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    WERD!


    It's just too bad that PacMan has to be such a POS cancer right off the bat.

    sadsadsad

    For the record, I root for every Houston team, 'cept the Texans, because I never knew they'd ever get another team ... & stayed true to the fool that is Bud Adams.

    It was too hard for me to give that up once the Texans were born. :(
     
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"
     
  19. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I also think you guys are underestimating the Titans. They had alot of injuries and their team had alot of cap casualties.
     
  20. Gene the PIG

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    Me, the fool? No no no ... I'm simply rooting for the same FRANCHISE that I've been rooting for since 1973, when I learned what football was, & that the Oilers were one of the worst teams in the league. (It can all be blamed on that plastic football helmet I received from the gumball machine)

    Had I known the Texans would exist a few short years after the city of Houston stopped caring about the Oilers, who knows? I do admit it's somewhat weird rooting against a Houston team, but whatcha gonna do?

    & gimme a little credit, dude. At least I'm not a Browns fan.

    (Me being from NE Ohio & all)

    I object to your post.
     

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