My wife just took the remote. Rockets were up 22 -12 on the Blazers. And I know its the Blazers, so the game is likely to be brutal. but.... She was basically waiting until this stupid message board distracted me, before pouncing on the remote. Do I let the remote incident slide, and continue on to the Jenna Jameson thread, or do I rightfully reclaim what is mine? Also she stayed up with our infant son last night, while I slept peacefully
you let the remote out of your grasp? back in the days of being kids and my sister and i always fighting over the remote, i was known to put it in my pocket just to walk to the kitchen for a snack. and i'm not above doing that now. once you let it go, it's up for grabs and then possession is 9/10 of the law. please follow proper protocol to avoid such catastrophes in the future.
Is there some reason yet unexplained as to why she pilfered the remote, that most sacred of objects? Do tell!
even worse. she took the remote so she could watch a DVR'ed episode of Gilmore Girls. In this episode, Rory, Lorelei and the rest of the gilmores face tragedy when grandpa Gilmore suffers a heart attack.
Can you not DVR the game, have sex with the wife after "whatever the heck that show is," and then watch the Rocks blast Portland? Just don't check here or elsewhere for the scores! Sounds like a win-win to me.
you're an idiot what sane man doesnt have another remote stashed away for cases like this? my dad had an extra one in the house when i was a kid just for times like this, one of the more valuable things he had taught me
I think she may have his balls... j/k...oh snap, someone else said that...well then, it must be true... She just wants attention...Tonight, when you get home, give her a back rub, lay some pipe and take care of the kid tonight...
You need to handle this issue with care, my friend. Trust me. I am on your side. Here are a few observations. 1. She's pissed at something you did. The sooner you figure out what it is, the less likely this will happen later. Quick!!! Think of something that you may have done wrong. Go through your check list. Did you make sure that your masterbation schedule did not coincide with her monitoring schedule? This is very important. 2. She went for the remote. That's part of the male DNA. She knows that and is trying to alter your DNA with Gilmore Girls. Apparently there is something that this show provides that you lack. It might be in your best interest to kindly ask her if you could pause her show ever so shortly and DVR the Rockets. You stand to gain something about the female mind. This is gold and when properly understood, you can use it later. You must not in any way come off as being patronizing and must prove that you generally give a crap, otherwise this treasure will be lost. Many men have gone to their graves searching for what you might have in front of you. If you do learn something about this, you must share. Together we are stronger. 3. Could you already be on your way to losing what we have fought for thousands of years to maintain. This cannot happen for our sake. Man up!!! Tell that woman that she came from your rib and you will not stand for this outrageous display of domestic upheaval. Just make sure you eat her food first. There might be some fasting afterwards. I hope this helps.
