[Advice] Kill neighbors dog.

*prays this is a joke*

 

It depends on what type of neighbors you got

 

Wow.

Yeah it depends on what kind of neighbors they are. It was after all, an accident.

 

The right/hard thing to do would be to text/call your neighbor just saying something's happened and that they need to come home right away. Then explain what happened and that you did everything you could (braking, but come on physics says SUVs suck at that).

The easy/risky thing would be to dump the body elsewhere but make sure you don't get caught by passer-bys or clean your car so no blood shows on your tires/stench /etc. It would suck psychologically if your neighbor shares his grief about the whereabouts of his pet and you have to hide what happened. In addition, he may suspect that you did something and à la Crime and Punishment the events goes to your head or it ruins your relationship with the neighbor.

I suggest the 1st option. Your neighbor may hate you and that's fine, but inside you'll sleep better at night knowing you did the right thing. I just hope there can be no legal action against you, can someone with legal experience comment on this? Hopefully your neighbor will accept your sincere apology and just leave it at that.

 

If no one saw you just tell them you found their dog like that on the side of the road on your way home from work.

 

Do the right thing and tell them. Ultimately it's their fault for not making sure the dog was secure.

 

I have traced your IP and called the cops on you.


Enjoy 10 years in the slammer for vehicular dogslaughter.

 

Wow, nice advice.

 

Judging by his first post, he would probably freak out in the middle of telling his neighbor.

 

Peter Chao eat the dog for breakfast. Sometime for afternoon snack! I'm going to cut you up into little pieces and mix you up and marinade it into a sauce. oooh.. yum, yum, yum yum... it taste like chicken.

 

Just tell the truth, it was an accident after all.

 

I have a fan.

 

So if he's Asian... he should eat the dog?

If he's not Asian, he should be better driver?

 

Perhaps putting the dog back in their garage and never mentioning it again would be good. Perhaps they won't notice for a while.

 

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These folks coupe up their dog in the garage when they aren't there...and left the door open. Great responsible owners there
Chances are they probably won't care.

 

Leave him on their doorstep with a note that says, "You're next."


Honestly though, it's their fault for letting him run around like that. Bury him in the back yard and make them think he ran away.

 

My dogs laying at my feet right now sleeping. This is sad. And I never have emotions.

 

I just got off the couch to go to the store and realized my left shoe is untied....

need advice quick.

posting from blackberry.