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Advice for Ron Artest...just in case you read this.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Another Brother, Jul 30, 2008.

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  1. Another Brother

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    Hi, my name is AB and these are my friends. Welcome to Houston! We are excited to have you here and look forward to your tenacity on the court and the passion you will bring to this sometimes listless team. Although we are your fans, know that our allegiance comes with a cost. We will stalk you, take pictures of you and monitor your daily activity. We are everywhere Ron. Take some time, read our posts and feel free to join in the conversation, I don't think "RonArtest" is taken.

    A few things to look out for.

    The inside/outside game- When this works they do it to perfection, but when the 3's aren't falling it's not fun to watch. Feel free to ignore the play and dunk that b****.

    Rafer- Super nice dude but erratic shooter. If he misses a few shots and won't quit shooting, go and grab the ball from him and dunk that b****.

    Scola- His hair may kinda freak you out a little at first but you guys should have a nice time inside, if he whines about his playing time now that you're on board pull him to the side and explain to him that you were brought here to dunk that b****. He'll understand.

    T-Mac has depended a little too much on his finesse game over the past few seasons. Sometimes he forgets the thing that had us so excited upon his arrival. Feel free to take him to your house, pop in your videos and remind him how to dunk that b****.

    We love all of our Rocket's especially Yao but sometimes he lays the ball up a little too much (you might know where I'm going with this), as delicately as you can please advise the 7 footer to at all costs, and whenever physically possible to dunk that b****.

    Finally, If by chance one of the little western conference point guards happens to get in your way as you are flying to the rim, do us all a favor and...well...you know.

    Welcome to H-town Mr. Artest,

    Sincerely, AB

    HOUSTON ROCKETS 2009
    "DUNK THAT B****!"
     
    #1 Another Brother, Jul 30, 2008
  2. dkoune

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    lol.4 star post. :D
     
    #2 dkoune, Jul 30, 2008
  3. mlwoo

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    That went from terrible to very funny.
     
    #3 mlwoo, Jul 30, 2008
  4. red

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    When Harpring starts acting like a little B**** your 5 game suspension for whatever you feel like doing to him will not be looked down upon here.
     
    #4 red, Jul 30, 2008
  5. SuperMarioBro

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    OK, the Rockets may have had some problems last year, but if there's just ONE thing they weren't, it's listless.

    That team gave us everything they had and then some all season long. Any Rockets fan should be proud of those guys.
     
    #5 SuperMarioBro, Jul 30, 2008
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    mlwoo that has to be the most r****ded, arrogant statement you have ever made....


    (your new sig :D )
     
    #6 sook, Jul 30, 2008
  7. JD2010

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    Note to Yao: NO LAYUPS!!! :D
     
    #7 JD2010, Jul 30, 2008
  8. RedRowdy111

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    Basically just dunk that B**** Ron.
     
    #8 RedRowdy111, Jul 30, 2008
  9. JD2010

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    Oh and how could I forget, feel free to be a nuisance to Utah fans!
     
    #9 JD2010, Jul 30, 2008
  10. BrieflySpeaking

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    forget dunkin, slap that b****!
     
    #10 BrieflySpeaking, Jul 30, 2008
  11. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Can Artest read?

    I mean, I'm as thrilled as anyone by the move, but he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer...
     
    #11 Williamson, Jul 30, 2008
  12. agentkirb87

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    The Houston Rockets: Dunk that b****!
     
    #12 agentkirb87, Jul 30, 2008
  13. bewy

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    "Dunk that B****"

    Hahaha LMAO
     
    #13 bewy, Jul 30, 2008
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    five stars



    I hope he really does read clutchfans ;)
     
    #14 kupogrey, Jul 30, 2008
  15. DreamYaoTmac5

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    do rocket players read this site? :confused:
     
    #15 DreamYaoTmac5, Jul 30, 2008
  16. tested911

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    Can we all pull some money together and make a billboard that states:

    The Houston Rockets - Dunk that B****
     
    #16 tested911, Jul 30, 2008
  17. csux

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    I think Luther Head does, I mean I have never seen anyone loses confidence like he does. I am sure he read this forum and is emotionally disturbed when he step on the court.
     
    #17 csux, Jul 30, 2008
  18. Hayesfan

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    AB that's gotta go in your stand up! You really... Dunked that B****!!!
     
    #18 Hayesfan, Jul 30, 2008
  19. csux

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    Don't know about that, but we can make sigs...
     
    #19 csux, Jul 30, 2008
  20. QdoubleA

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    I belive so, Didn't Chuck Hayes say something about it last year?
     
    #20 QdoubleA, Jul 30, 2008
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