` I don't know if you guys watch Inside the Actor's Studio or if you just know Will Ferrell's hilarious impersonation of its host, James Lipton, but here's your chance to answer the questionaire he asks all of his guests. <b>What is your favorite word?</b> respect <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> closed <b>What turns you on?</b> great music <b>What turns you off?</b> war <b>What sound do you love?</b> (tie) My wife's laugh. The sound of an oboe played over a string section. <b>What sound do you hate?</b> screaming <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> Holy ****ing ****! <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> photographer <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> soldier <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "Welcome back!"
<b>What is your favorite word?</b> Love <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> collision <b>What turns you on?</b> Censored <b>What turns you off?</b> Murders, rapes, child molestation/abuse <b>What sound do you love?</b> The crack of the bat <b>What sound do you hate?</b> The ping of the bat <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> F~ck! <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> Movie director/writer <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> telemarketer <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "The meaning of life is XXXXX" [/B][/QUOTE]
Awesome thread Jeff... <b>What is your favorite word?</b> pride <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> No <b>What turns you on?</b> the smell of one of my favorite foods <b>What turns you off?</b> Smoking <b>What sound do you love?</b> the way my son says Daddy <b>What sound do you hate?</b> the sound of the alarm clock on a rainy morning <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> Well F*ck <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> chef <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> Funeral Director <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "Come on in. Everybodys waitin' on ya" (God would be a southerner )
<b>What is your favorite word?</b> Daddy <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> ex-wife <b>What turns you on?</b> Pina Colada's while watching a scary movie in the dark w/gf <b>What turns you off?</b> control freaks/ know it alls <b>What sound do you love?</b> my son's voice/laughter <b>What sound do you hate?</b> ex wifes voice <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> Damnit <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> Video Game tester <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> salesman <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> Your son is going to be o.k.
I used to like Inside the Actors Studio, but it seems they have run out of good actors to put on the show. Plus, after seeing Will Ferrell's impersonation, I can't even look at James Lipton without cracking up laughing. <b>What is your favorite word?</b> yes <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> murder <b>What turns you on?</b> A great view, from a mountaintop or a skyscraper <b>What turns you off?</b> People who pontificate on things they know nothing about <b>What sound do you love?</b> A 1952 Fender Telecaster played through a 1963 Fender Vibroverb amplifier <b>What sound do you hate?</b> jackhammers <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> motherf*cker <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> sportswriter for the Houston Chronicle <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> Politician or police officer <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "Come on in. Take that guitar out of your case. Stevie Ray and Jimi are ready to jam."[/B][/QUOTE]
<b>What is your favorite word?</b> indeed <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> sludge <b>What turns you on?</b> great music <b>What turns you off?</b> really bad music and/or lack of sleep <b>What sound do you love?</b> The sound of 50,000 rabid fans chanting the same thing over and over again. <b>What sound do you hate?</b> fingernails across a chalkboard <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> **** (excrement) <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> professional athlete <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> home decorator <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "I hope you like pizza!" OR "Don't worry, the Rockets win the next 5 championships."
What is your favorite word? noodle What is your least favorite word? mandatory What turns you on? my g.f. What turns you off? rosie o'donnell What sound do you love? ocean waves What sound do you hate? screeching breaks What is your favorite curse word? S.O.B. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? pro baseball player What profession would you not like to participate in? trauma surgeon If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? what're you doing here? you're not due up here for another 20 years, go back home.
What is your favorite word? Shamaloo (the name of my cat, inexplicably) What is your least favorite word? product What turns you on? glimpse of an exposed bra strap (it's complicated) What turns you off? excessive tanning What sound do you love? John Lennon singing "I'm Only Sleeping" What sound do you hate? over emotive "soul" singing (see: Mariah Carey) What is your favorite curse word? fuuuuuck! What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? film critic What profession would you not like to participate in? coal miner If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Let me explain a few things..."
Great topic Jeff. <b>What is your favorite word?</b> Pumpkin. <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> Hate. <b>What turns you on?</b> Intelligence, Nice Smile, Curves. <b>What turns you off?</b> Stupidity/Smoking. <b>What sound do you love?</b> My son laughing / Swish! <b>What sound do you hate?</b> Brick / my son crying. <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> F*ck. <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> Pro Athlete / Chemist / Teacher <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> Salesman <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "I am sending you back down to play PF for the Houston Rockets."
What is your favorite word? though What is your least favorite word? group: most ignorant slang What turns you on? super secret fetish What turns you off? dry skin What sound do you love? nothing but net What sound do you hate? duo: laugh track aluminum bat What is your favorite curse word? ultra fu(k What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? relief pitcher What profession would you not like to participate in? priesthood If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Pay no attention to the man behind that curtain.
<b>What is your favorite word?</b> Buppy. <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> Spider. <b>What turns you on?</b> Intelligence, sense of humor, a little junk in the trunk. <b>What turns you off?</b> Ignorance. <b>What sound do you love?</b> Rain and RM95's Girls' laugh right before she starts to snort. <b>What sound do you hate?</b> Nails on the chalkboard, or any likeness. <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> ****ity **** **** ****. <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> Lawyer, political consultant. <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> Any kind of sales, elephant masturbator. <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "Everyone you've ever loved is waiting for you right over there."
What is your favorite word? Kiyawn What is your least favorite word? olive What turns you on? high heels and long legs What turns you off? ugly women What sound do you love? high heels on waxed floor or rain What sound do you hate? silence What is your favorite curse word? I don't have one. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Lawyer What profession would you not like to participate in? whoever put elephant masturbator, yeah, I could go with that. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It's all yours now, you were the one.
David Cross has a funny Lipton skit as well <b>What is your favorite word?</b> stuff <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> pfft <b>What turns you on?</b> kindness, humor, genuineness <b>What turns you off?</b> loud people <b>What sound do you love?</b> thunderstorm, rain, waves <b>What sound do you hate?</b> squeeky styrofoam <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> motherf*cker <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> nature photography <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> policeman <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> Hey... have a seat.
<b>What is your favorite word?</b> Tuberculosis. <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> Tuberculosis. <b>What turns you on?</b> Turn-ons. <b>What turns you off?</b> Tuberculosis. <b>What sound do you love?</b> Wheezing, hacking, couging. <b>What sound do you hate?</b> The sound of a dockworker getting orally serviced before work. <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> Don Henley <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> Naked pottery wheel repairman. <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> Neopolitan ice cream taster. <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "That night that God came to you in a dream? Yep, that was really him. We couldn't believe you fell for that thing about you growing a mustache, but it's a little late for that now, lefty. The Big Man has a weird sense of humor after his fifth amaretto stone sour."
first of all, kelly dwyer makes me laugh. second of all, if this turns out to be the post that gets chievous minniefield banned, well. . . it's been a nice run, and I wish you all the best. third of all, if my answers offend anyone on the board, I truly apologize. it is not my intention nor my desire to offend. . . I've just been on a real honesty kick lately. so here goes: what is your favorite word? indigenous, ingenuity, genuflect, ribald what is your least favorite word? gunch what turns you on? high school girls, penelope cruz, pretty feet, bare skin, intelligence, girls who can dance, squaw outfits, girls in church/sunday afternoons what turns you off? the smell of crap, feeling sick, guilt, expectation what sound do you love? the chukka-chukka sound of an acoustic guitar being strummed rhythmically with the strings muted, the beep-boop-bop sound that used to play at the beginning of tapes in the 80s, the sound of a door closing softly what sound do you hate? the whine of my school's fire alarm, a cricket right outside the window while I'm trying to sleep, the MEEP sound my smoke alarm makes when it needs a new battery while I'm trying to sleep, the sound of a girlfriend snoring loudly, the sound my cds make as they shake around and vibrate in their case when I'm driving in my car what is your favorite curse word? [again, I apologize to anyone offended] kiking bit(h fu(knabbit ***** [with an "a", not with an "er"] disclaimer: I only say these words to my roommate. these words just have an onomotapeiac release to them. I know there's a lot of hate associated with two of these words, and you'll just have to trust me that I don't use them with hate in my heart. I really don't use them much at all. they're just fun to say in the privacy of my own home. what profession other than yours would you like to attempt? film director what profession would you not like to participate in? sales of any kind, especially cars what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "it's okay. I love you."
<b>What is your favorite word?</b> revolutionary <b>What is your least favorite word?</b> failure <b>What turns you on?</b> vibrant talk <b>What turns you off?</b> superficiality of all forms in a person <b>What sound do you love?</b> Sarah Vaughan's voice <b>What sound do you hate?</b> screeching tires anticipating an accident <b>What is your favorite curse word?</b> Holy F*uckers <b>What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?</b> musician/profession bball player <b>What profession would you not like to participate in?</b> corporate worker bee <b>If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</b> "You unique thesis/theory on ________ will be enjoyed and used for hundreds of years."
