Today is my last day at the Danish subsidiary of the company I work for...so they decided to do something "funny" for me and hired a stripper to come to the office and of course all the guys were around watching and everyone took pictures...she made me sit on a chair in the middle of the room and did her thing...in that situation, you don't really have much of a chance other than to "play along"...well she was a little bit wild, so she flipped off my glasses and they broke . Damnit...this is a crazy company...good thing I am going away . I'm afraid pictures of this will be all over the Internet soon, I just hope I don't make it on the Priceless series!
So...that means a position is open then? That sure as hell beats the cake and punch that people around here get when they leave...
Oh, and y'all can apply if you are really exceptional programmers (c++, c#, javascript and some other languages I don't have a clue about - they have some of the best guys in the world here for that stuff, I don't know if you know that brainbench thingy, but a while ago, they got the best scores in the world for javascript there by a mile) and are willing to relocate to Denmark for a ridiculously low salary .
Okay, I will post a really blurry one later (the one where she broke my glasses, it was not with her hands or feet, so take a guess)...gotta go take a shower and get rid of all that wax she poured over me. She also almost strangled me with my belt...can you imagine how much of a laugh that was for my colleagues!
Dude, that's a pretty badass work environment. The closest thing we have to chicks in my building is one very average-looking electrical engineer, in Workstation Development. It's a very sad sight to see these middle-aged engineers flirt with her on a daily basis. This chick wouldn't see the time of day outside the office.
Alright, here you go. Clutch, please take these off if you mind, I thought it's not a big deal since these are all from when she was still wearing something...not worse than all these bathing suit pictures of celebrities . Gotta go, we have a party now (they have a special "Easter beer" here in Denmark)... P.S.: In the second picture, I think that is when my glasses broke, I didn't really know what was going on! Too bad that I couldn't really see anything anymore just when she proceeded to take the rest of her clothes off!
