A centaur is half human, half horse. So, if you have sex with a centaur, is it wrong? Wrong-ish? Wrong for certain situations? Basically, I am semi-confused and want the opinions of several well known strangers to help me sort this out.
Sincerely, I think it depends on whether just oral sex is involved or if the actual bumping of uglies takes place. It's a truly frustrating dilemma though. I know your heart's in the right place, so I wish you the best.
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Somebody already asked but it depends...are you wanting oral and likewise reciprocation or is coitus the intended activity? And what about mermaids? Fauns? Gorgons? Shapeshifters? The Wolfman? Things to ponder...
Partially wrong. That is, it depends on the parts involved. I see nothing wrong with a centaur GIVING oral to a human. However, a human giving oral to a centaur is the same as giving it to a horse.
Man, I saw just that 35 years ago at the Milky Way in Amsterdam, in one of their media rooms. (the club is huge!) There were several things showing on different screens, some of it p*rn, and one was this chick having sex with, you guessed it, a horse. It was pretty freaky! That was the night I set this cat's hair on fire giving him a light. He took it very well, if I remember correctly. He had hair like Art Garfunkel, so it just cost him his dead ends. I was with this drop-dead gorgeous Dutch blonde. What a night!
One of the things that makes sex with an animal so wrong is that it is not consensual. A centaur could straight up tell you, "yes, I would like you to give it to me." That single element throws a wrench into many anti-centaur-sex arguments.
If you had sex with it, you'd be putting your junk in some horse junk, so that pretty much negates any human aspects of the Centaur.
Mermaid: Fair game if they turn into human form via witch's spell. In the case of mermaid form, no dice. Oral sex: receiving yes, giving..depends if lick fish scales tickles your fancy or not. Gorgons: Fair game. Follow the "bag it and tag it" rule to protect yourself from the snakes. Oral sex: receiving is a negative due to the fangs, giving...they are of Greek origin so it'll be a romp in the jungle. Pursuit with caution. Shapeshifters: Gray area all around. If it's a shapeshifter that can only change from one human form to the next, then yes. Oral sex: both receiving and giving are fair game...although if it changes from a woman to a man midway and you're not homosexual....your own call to move forward or not. The Wolfman: Sure if you are turned on by men and/or hairy men. Use the same techniques used by women that are hot for european men that are of Italian and Greek origin.
Why are you worried about it? Reggie Bush had a phenomenal game and we didn't pick him, we picked Mario Williams instead. We also passed on Vince Young.
Kudos to you an an original thread idea. It is a bit on the bizzare side, but it is better than rehashing the same things over and over again. Also, this can't be as stupid as the idea that Kobe Bryant is better than Moses Malone, and someone was able to post that drivel.
So are you hypothesizing that Mario is the centaur and would like to engage in coitus/oral manipulation with him? Or imagining all 3 as centaurs and you're stuck in a room with them?
Jesus, in this offseason, with the Stros out of contention and the Texans doomed. On the eve of Texas and their first loss in awhile........ It has all melded and combined into a stew of filth, p*rnography, and depravity. Greatest board on the internet.
It's not wrong per se to have sex with a centaur, mermaid, gorgon, etc. However, it's a sin if you have sex with a centaur/mermaid/gorgon who is the same gender as you. Homosexuality is just wrong. (I'm being sarcastic)
