A Serious Discussion on Why Old Women are Attractive

Two words:

Spoiler

Stretch Marks

 

I'll attest to this. I don't know, maybe it's the whole she's old enough to be your mom complex, knows what she's doing, has the experience. I can't really explain it. All I know is if I see an older woman (an attractive older woman, lol), there's that certain lure about her that drives me nuts.

P.S.

Jennifer Coolridge? Christ...

 

I don't understand it either.......
I am only 21 but I always see older women, 40+ that I am attracted to. I can't explain it and it's weird.

 

OK, OK, I'll be serious.

I think it has something to do with kids having crushes on their teachers. Every year, I had at least one teacher who was hot. There's just something about an older woman. That doesn't change as you get older.

 

i think it's just b/c i'm horny.

 

Yea..
Ahh Yea...
Ahh Yea This One's Deticated To All The Ladies In The Front , The Back
All the Older Ladies Out There
Lookin' Nice, You Know Who You Are
Whoo...
I Need You, Boomin' Granny
I Said I Want You, Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty
Well It Might Sound Odd, It Might Sound Corny
But Here's Some Sex Rhymes For Those That Are Horny
For Your Boomin' Granny With The Boomin' System
Said I Love Ya Won't Leave Ya So You Got To Listen
See I'm Talkin' About The Way That I'm Feeling
You're So Lovely Lengthy And So Appealing
A Sassy Sophisicated Sexy Lady
Well I'm 26 And You're 80
The Clock Is Ticking So You Better Not Front
We Can Go To My Place Or We Could Smoke A Blunt
Well You're A Lovely Girl, Just Like B.Arthur
Just Turn Down The Lights So We Can Go Farther
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty
Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova
I'm gonna Take Her To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya, Boomin' Granny
Because I Need You Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty

Boomin Granny - Beastie Boys

 

I lost my virginity to an older, healthy woman (notice I didn't say girl or lady) and I've looked back only once. Wouldn't even date someone younger than me. But, alas, my wife of just over 1 year is...uh...younger. At my age older woman are starting to look grandma like (mother like, OK, grandmother like, not OK).



RR

 

Four words:

Spoiler

Keep the lights off

 

i won't lie. i'd of ****ed anything with a pulse in 4th grade, including some fairly attractive teachers. then i noticed that as i got older, testosterone was a little more in control, i had the same crushes on teachers in 8th grade and in high school. something about them, definitely.

i'll also put out my original hypothesis of the mom complex, in that we all want someone to take care of us like a mother figure, and an attractive 30 to 40 year old can do just that

 

Word...

I like all kinds of women, young and old, but they have to work out and be in shape...There are attractive older women in their 40's, but again, they are few and far between....

I just think its summer and I suppose to be horny...

 

Benjamin Franklin is very insightful.

"And as in the Dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of Corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior; every Knack being, by Practice, capable of Improvement."

Seriously, young women usually don't know how to ****.

 

very true. younger girls are boring in the sack, of course there are always the freaks, but on average yonuger girls are pretty boring.

 

But trainable !



DD

 

You wanna pork your mom? DUDE!

 

I never got into older women until I got old myself.

 

did anyone do felacio on an older woman?

are they any jucier?

 

Okay, who's gonna come up with the Perfect Comeback?

 

I found out Tara was older than me after we were involved for awhile, not because she was trying to hide anything, but because we were just enjoying ourselves for who we are. To me, it seems like older women know what they want in life. They are, for the most part, beyond all the mind games and control issues associated with younger women. They don't want to change you, because they know it can't be done. They are happy with who you are.

I am madly in love with Tara, and I find that I couldn't be any happier than I am now that we are together.