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A proof that hardcore, non-working Star Wars fans have no intelligence

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  1. kwik_e_mart

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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1347508.html?menu=

    Star Wars fans queue outside wrong cinema

    Star Wars fans who have spent the last seven weeks queuing for the opening of the new film have been told they are camping outside the wrong cinema.

    Fans camping outside the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood have been told Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith will open on 19 May at the ArcLight cinema a mile away.

    However, the fans are refusing to move, believing the news to be false reports BBC online.

    Revenge of the Sith will be the last of three prequels to the original 1977 science fiction classic.
     
  2. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    No! That's not true! That's impossible!

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  3. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    Nothing worse than queuing at the wrong cinema.
     
  4. JuanValdez

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    Lol!
     
  5. Miguel

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    LOL

    BRILLIANT!
     
  6. Dr of Dunk

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    If you're gonna queue, queue right or just.... just... just don't queue at all. That's all I'm sayin'.
     
  7. Castor27

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    *** Update*** It seems there has been a urgent communication from the rebel leaders.


    " Do not leave that theater!!!!"

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    It's a Trap!!
     
  8. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Classic, that had me in tears.
     
  9. Hippieloser

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    That's no queue...
     
  10. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    I love this thread.
     
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    [​IMG]

    This isn't the queue you're looking for.
     
  12. Oski2005

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    Obi-Wan: This isn't the que you're looking for.
    Stormtrooper: This isn't the que we're looking for.


    EDIT: Dammit!
     
  13. Saint Louis

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    I needed a laugh. Thanks everyone, especially everyone wasting their life sitting outside that theater.
     
  14. Jeff

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    This thread is brilliant.
     
  15. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Aronld "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

    Luke "My father is Lord Vader"

    Arnold "Shut up you idiot!"

    Luke "No he really is my father"

    Arnold "Get down! I am a cybernetic organisim"

    Luke "Well, so is my dad"

    Arnold "Its not a tumor"
     
  17. BullRider

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    I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
     
  18. RocketsPimp

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    That's no queue, it's a line of dorks at the wrong theatre!
     
  19. Falcons Talon

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    I got a bad feeling about this...
     
  20. RocketsPimp

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    Outstanding!
     

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