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A Poem

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RocketMan Tex, Jul 21, 2004.

  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    A friend of mine sent this poem to me today. Thought I would share. I apologize if it has been posted here before.

    Woman

    First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
    Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
    After casting about for a suitable pearl,
    He kept messing around and created a girl.

    Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
    Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
    Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
    And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
    Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
    And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
    Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
    And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
    'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

    Then he added a mouth.

    Ruined the whole damn thing
     
    #1 RocketMan Tex, Jul 21, 2004
  2. twhy77

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    tee hee. Girls are all talkie. tee hee
     
    #2 twhy77, Jul 21, 2004
  3. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Juan....is that you?:D
     
    #3 RocketMan Tex, Jul 21, 2004
  4. Master Baiter

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    sniff sniff, it brought a tear to my eye. absolutely beautiful
     
    #4 Master Baiter, Jul 21, 2004
  5. twhy77

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    what im sayignn is that girls talc alot and that is funny of all time go home.
     
    #5 twhy77, Jul 21, 2004
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    :D:D:D
     
    #6 RocketMan Tex, Jul 21, 2004
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    must...not...email...to....wife....

    :(
     
    #7 mc mark, Jul 21, 2004
  8. Master Baiter

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    You know you want to, I know I do but we were arguing earlier and it she has started to calm down some. If I sent her this it would be WW IX.
     
    #8 Master Baiter, Jul 21, 2004
  9. PhiSlammaJamma

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    And then God invented the Stripper.
     
    #9 PhiSlammaJamma, Jul 21, 2004
  10. droxford

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    FOR SALE
    Brand new set of encyclopeidas. Never been used - wife knows everything.

    -- droxford
     
    #10 droxford, Jul 21, 2004
  11. droxford

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    And, yeah, I just noticed that I misspelled encyclopedias. big deal.

    -- droxford
     
    #11 droxford, Jul 21, 2004
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