A date with...destiny?

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
,
So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape

You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

 

I never payed attention to the lyrics of that song, I had no idea that it was about that.

 

That's freakin awesome! HAHAHAHA. What goes around comes around... Literally in this case!

 

ditto

actually makes the song a little disturbing.

 

man you stole my post, the pina colada song was the first thing that came to mind. you are divorced is all you have to say? no court proceedings and such. quick and easy.

 

Lafawnda?

 

That is the only downside with internet dating...You never know when people are telling the truth...I do, but that's just me because why would I be someone I'm not and then if it gets serious, have to change...

 

I'm sure the Muslim man probably thought he did nothing wrong at all and Muslim woman did everything wrong. Isn't it true that Muslim men can take many wives or feel justified in sleeping around if they have only one wife? I've read of such behavior happening overseas but I obviously wouldn't say this is the case for all Muslim men. I just think there's something unfair in how much of an imbalance there is between men and women in Islam. We read about it all the time. The man has all the power in everything.

I guess this is more something that would be debated in D & D.

 

To quote Tommy Boy...

I've seen a lot of stuff in my day, but that...was...AWESOME!!!