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A Cato Poem

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Sep 21, 2001.

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  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Member

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    the rockets have a player by the name of Kelvin Cato
    instead of playing hard, he is deep in thought like Plato
    he does, however, throw down a pretty mean dunk
    and all year the media, fans and I, have called him a punk

    this man must do well in this next year of years
    he's gonna play 'hard' like tears for fears
    why you ask, that I make this assumption?
    cause' if he don't, Griffin will be a-punchin'

    i have no idea what made me want to write this
    uh oh, better go...my pants are about to meet piss
    ah, that was much better and I'm back to finish
    this poem about cato, whose skills seem to diminish

    I can definitely understand retirement at an early age
    but, basketball's a game, not some text book page
    the man must improve a bit for us to have a chance
    more work ethic, like that of US cycler viva le lance

    I do have confidence that cato will show up this year
    if steve francis is the leader, he'll get a swift kick to the rear
    Glen Rice was one off season addition,
    unlike moochie, I have afro attrition

    this poem is getting too damned long
    cato's lazy, is that so wrong?
    I hope his mom does not read this bit
    i guess all I can do is bite my lip
     
    #1 don grahamleone, Sep 21, 2001
  2. Band Geek Mobster

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    Very nice job, my only suggestion is that you lose the pants pissing stanza...

    The rest is money!

    Griffin will be a-punchin was the best line...
     
    #2 Band Geek Mobster, Sep 21, 2001
  3. Houstone

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    #3 Houstone, Sep 21, 2001
  4. Ms Cato13

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    #4 Ms Cato13, Sep 21, 2001
    don grahamleone likes this.
  5. moestavern19

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    For some reason I found that funny , :D
     
    #5 moestavern19, Sep 21, 2001
  6. Houstone

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    Is anybody going to buy the new coca cola's?
     
    #6 Houstone, Sep 21, 2001
  7. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Member

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    I will definitely buy the new coca cola. It is the perfect amount of coke for my family. We have 43 members in my family. I'll be seeing that coke at our next picknick.
     
    #7 don grahamleone, Sep 21, 2001
  8. Houstone

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    Cool :) :) :)
     
    #8 Houstone, Sep 21, 2001
  9. DarkHorse

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    LOL... the Onion is the funniest thing EVER....

    "Our Dumb Century" <- MUST HAVE coffee table book

    :)
     
    #9 DarkHorse, Sep 21, 2001
  10. Bill Walton

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    #10 Bill Walton, Sep 21, 2001
  11. moestavern19

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    Its great that Bill Walton is a junior member here .
     
    #11 moestavern19, Sep 21, 2001
  12. Bill Walton

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    THANK YOU, THANK YOU. EVERYBODY AT THIS BBS SHOULD FEEL HONORED THAT I HAVE GRACED YOUR PRESENCESS. I AM A HALL OF FAMER AND MAYBE I CAN TEACH THE PEOPLE HERE SOME THINGS!
     
    #12 Bill Walton, Sep 21, 2001
  13. Ms Cato13

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    Bill Walton makes me sick!!!! I'm wishing this unprovoked animosity he has towards me will stop, it's getting a bit ridiculous.

    Let me post in peace!!!
     
    #13 Ms Cato13, Sep 21, 2001
  14. Manny Ramirez

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    Does anybody else find it ironic that a "Cato fan" would be complaining of being harassed by another poster here?
     
    #14 Manny Ramirez, Sep 21, 2001
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Is Rebecca Lobo your daughter?
     
    #15 boomboom, Sep 21, 2001
  16. Bill Walton

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    SHE MAY VERY WELL BE. I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CLUE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE LIKE THE BIG DIPPER AND THE RAINMAN IN MY LIFETIME. THAT LEADS TO ME TO SAY THIS: NOT ONLY AM I THE GREATEST CENTER OF ALL-TIME, SPORTS ANNOUNCER OF ALL-TIME, AND BBS POSTER OF ALL-TIME--BUT I AM ALSO THE GREATEST SEX MACHINE OF ALL-TIME!
     
    #16 Bill Walton, Sep 21, 2001
  17. Houstone

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    Wow really!!!
     
    #17 Houstone, Sep 21, 2001
  18. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Bill, you don't have anything on Wilt.
     
    #18 boomboom, Sep 21, 2001
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    LHutz?
     
    #19 rock, Sep 22, 2001
  20. finalsbound

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    very clever, don. :)
     
    #20 finalsbound, Sep 22, 2001
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